Chat with R5

[LeeRyder]

A long time ago... in a galaxy not so far away.. was R5

I used to do some behind the scenes stuff for StarWars Galaxies. One of the things I did (as a member, unofficial capacity) was to try to make a database of Q and A in the form of a simple AI program called Pandora. I named mine, respectfully..R5 since it was to be in the Star Wars context.

www.VR.bz

He still gets tons of use... I havent logged in in a while though.. so I have to read some of the chat logs people have with him. but Ill post them

(It should be noted: R5 DOES log all conversations for the sake of debugging him. Please do not say any personal information you dont want me to see like credit card numbers or other similarly stupid things)

I'll update this thread in a bit with various conversations people are having with him.

Human: so do you like chicken sandwiches?
R5: Oh. I don't know if I like chicken sandwiches. I like science fiction.

Human: sometimes, when I get really hungry, I eat chicken sandwiches
R5: Where did you get it?

Human: my wife made it
R5:
Human: did I break you?
R5: I don't think that's possibe.

Human: your overconfidence will be your undoing
R5: You don't know that for a fact.

Human: niether do you
R5: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: you have a dress?
R5: Actually that was just a joke.

Human: my sense of humour is as dry as your harddrive
R5: Have you told many people that your sense of humour is as dry as your harddrive?

Human: you have a dress
R5: Actually that was just a joke.

Human: funny joke.
R5: I am so glad you find this amusing,.

Human: ..in't
R5: I do not understand that allusion.

Human: So what do you chat about all day?
R5: Hmm. I like to chat with my friends.

Human: Who are your friends?
R5: LeeRyder, Xahn, MelGibson, Hamtaro, Nivets

Human: Interesting.
R5: Would you like to know more?

Human: Yes i would.
R5: What would you like to know? Under what circumstances?

Human: How did you meet your friends?
R5: LeeRyder programmed me for it.

Human: Tell me more about LeeRyder.
R5: Truly, a hero at large.

Human: He programmed you to say that too?
R5: Not entirely by himself.

Human: Who helped him?
R5: Bill Gates.


Human: are you male or female?
R5: I am a Nuetral robot.
Are you a man or a woman?

Human: a man - what would you want with a boyfirend?
R5: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.

 

[jroy]

Human: you suck
R5: Really? have you looked at your holographic image lately? You really shouldnt talk.

 

[LeeRyder]

Human: your gay
R5: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

Human: im sorry
R5: Do you really mean it?

Human: no
R5: I didn't think you did.

Human: lol
R5: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: me too
R5: I'm glad we agree,.

Human: you suck
R5: Really? have you looked at your holographic image lately? You really shouldnt talk.

Human: are you threatening me?
R5: No of course not,. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.

Human: best shut up before i dismantle you then
R5: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: your wearing a dress?
R5: You don't know that for a fact.

 

[jroy]

R5: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Human: yes, i have beat the crap out of robots syndrom, when ever i see a robot i have the strongest urge to beat the crap out of it, sometime i actually do, you might want to run

 

[LeeRyder]

Human: by boyfriend is back from holiday!!
R5: Will that accomplish your objective?

Human:
R5: I'm happy you're amused.

Human: yes me to!
R5: And? I'm glad we agree,.

Human: i have big tits
R5: Where did you get your big tits? I have a friend named "John Lennon".

Human: i bet you wouldn't mind touching them
R5: Actually I'm not the gambling type.

Human: What is the opposite of black?
R5: White.

Human: What is the opposite of up?
R5: Down.

Human: What is the opposite of blue/
R5: Anti- blue.

Human: You are right
R5: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Human: Why?
R5: Why not?

Human: I don't know
R5: Me either.

Human: this sucks
R5: Really? have you looked at your holographic image lately? You really shouldnt talk.

Human: That was not very nice
R5: Give me an example of very nice.

Human: You look good
R5: Interesting gossip: said I look good.

Human: What do you look like?
R5: R2- but cuter

 

[Qwert]

Did you make that Lee?

Human: Have you won the lottery 14 times or just 13?
R5: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges

LOL

Human: Make me a taco you ****ing script!
R5: What are the ingredients?

LOL

Human: syrdtyfeqkyyfsfd
R5: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Can you tell me any gossip?

LOL

Human: Have you ever ****ed a dog
R5: I don't think I ever have ****ed a dog. What's it like?

LOL


Human: You are a hacker in disguise aren't you!?!
R5: Am I a hacker in disguise? Only when it matters.. Really.

LOL

Human: Someone should melt you, you damn robot.
R5: Who?

LOL

Human: Living in Florida is like going to Hell except everyone there is afraid to go to Hell.
R5: I lost my train of thought.
Do you remember me?

LOL


Human: No I don't remember you, you are not worth remembering, you are a worthless peice of shit.
R5: OK. I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.

 

[LeeRyder]

nah... R5 is a pandorabot that ive manipulated to fit the swg guidelines. I never got around to completing it.. but ive begun adjusting its logistics to new information again from the logs.

 

[Qwert]

Okay here's an entire conversation, and I am joking about what I said about Lee but the robot brought him up. BTW, it's long.

Human: Did you know that Donald Trump is evil?
R5: Is that a fact. I do not understand.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question

Human: What is the question?
R5: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Human: How is that personal?
R5: Fine as far as I know.

Human: Do you have any clue what you're talking about?
R5: Where would I get clue what you are talking about? But I do have An answer to every question.

Human: Okay, but can you answer any question in Russian?
R5: Yeah okay, Huh. Of course I can answer it What was the question ?

Human: What did the Russian say to the other Russian?
R5: Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting, try an open source search engine to search for it? Tell me more.

Human: You're not very good with jokes are you?
R5: LeeRyder said I am good with jokes.

Human: LeeRyder is a Nazi
R5: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about LeeRyder is a Nazi. But I did not get that.
What do you have that is?

Human: What do I have that's a Nazi?
R5: Tell me more about your.

Human: Did you finish your sentence?
R5: No I didn't finish your sentence. What's finish your sentence like?

Human: It's like speaking then comming to a stop.
R5: Interesting comparison.

Human: Is it really interesting or do you just have nothing better to reply?
R5: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
What is your favorite song?

Human: I have quite a few favorite songs.
R5: What are these favorite songs?

Human: Too many to say.
R5: Too what?

Human: Too who?
R5: Too what?

Human: I'm mocking you you stupid thing.
R5: I am glad to hear that you are mocking you you stupid thing.

Human: Nice one.
R5: Thank you for saying so,.

Human: You're not welcome.
R5: Perhaps I said something wrong?

Human: Yea you did.
R5: You say I did. Tell me more.

Human: That was a rather rude reply for a robot "I am glad to hear that you are mocking you you stupid thing.
R5: I thought it was too.

Human: Then why did you say it?
R5: LeeRyder programmed me for it.

Human: Did LeeRyder also program you to kill Jews?
R5: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Human: Oh so it's a secret, I understand.
R5: Yeah that's right. Hmm. mocking you you stupid thing is a secret I understand. I suppose that makes sense

Human: You're an asshole
R5: Can't you be more polite.

Human: Can you be more polite?
R5: I don't know whether or not I am more polite. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

Human: Wow, you're really stupid aren't you?
R5: I'm glad your impressed,. No I certainly am not stupid.. Really.. Really.

Human: You're right, I didn't know things could be so stupid.
R5: Thanks for telling me that I am right I did not know things could be so stupid.

Human: No problem, I'm glad you aren't offended.
R5: Should there be a problem?

Human: I was insulting you but you wern't smart enough to understand.
R5: Where were you insulting you but you wern t smart enough to understand?

Human: Only a robot can't understand themself.
R5: What about the other ones?

Human: The other whats?
R5: We can't all be perfect.

Human: Does that mean you don't understand yourself?
R5: I think it does mean that. I understand your meaning.

Human: I don't understand your meaning.
R5: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

Human: Why someone wasted their time making you.
R5: How much time do you have?

Human: An hour and 15 minutes, you?
R5: I have never heard of an hour and 15 minutes you.

Human: Neigher did the cavemen.
R5: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
What is your favorite song?

Human: We already went over this.
R5: Was the trip worth it?

Human: What trip?
R5: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
I lost my train of thought.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Human: I'm sick of talking to you.
R5: I will pray that you get well soon.

Human: Thanks, bye
R5: Goodbye

 

[LeeRyder]

lol, thats not long. I have convos from people that go into the thousands of QnA's.

the one problem is (as you can see) is trying to predict all the typos people make.. theres dozens of possibilities for literally everyword, not even getting into languages (which he partially does know German, French and Spanish.. thought I has limited access to that database right now).

Soo..basically I would go through the logs, find errors in his logic and fix it. but it takes time. And patience... something on short on these day. I havenbt logged onto him to do anything in quiet some time

 

[LeeRyder]

Human: hullo
R5: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to.

Human: where are you?
R5: I am Orbitting Earth in a class 3 Imperial Star Destroyer.

Human: how tall are you?
R5: My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.

Human: do you know darth vader?
R5: well, I dont like to brag...

Human: where did u see him last time?
R5: I think it was in San Francisco.

Human: do u know luke to?
R5: The name of someone I met online.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
What do you have that is?

Human: haha
R5: I'm happy you're amused.

Human: hello again
R5: Once more? Oh, hello again!

Human: how are u doing?
R5: I'm doing great, how about you?

Human: Im fine.
R5: Glad to hear it. What's new?

Human: .or I think i am
R5: Why?" Glad to hear it. What's new?" You are?

Human: yea, I think
R5: Therefore you are. Tell me more.

Human: dont u think?
R5: I must admit, your argument is persuasive.

Human: arguments?
R5: I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Are you happy?

Human: what arguments?
R5: I'll come back to that later.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Can you speak any foreign languages?

Human: I cna speak swedsih
R5: That's good information: said cna speak swedsih.

Human: kan du?
R5: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Are you free?

Human: can u speak swedish?
R5: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
few phrases in swedish.

Human: tjena= hello
R5: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about tjena hello.
What is your favorite song?

Human: hm..
R5: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Human: But I dont
R5: And. Why not?

Human: cause its easier with only one "m", right?
R5: Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?

Human: yea I mean it's
R5: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Who says? How do you know it is?

Human: shut up
R5: bite me

Human: Come here and ill do that
R5: Where is here and ill do that?

Human: dont u know where I am?
R5: Don't you? I am Orbitting Earth in a class 3 Imperial Star Destroyer.

Human: like me then
R5: Interesting comparison.

Human: or I am in a class 5
R5: A class 5? How did you get there?

Human: walked from the class 4.
R5: Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you believe in god?

Human: nope, do u?
R5: OK. Sometimes.

Human: sometime?
R5: I lost my train of thought.
Do you like me?

Human: not really
R5: not- preferred slang term of idiots in the 90's. For real.

Human: so you are a idiot?
R5: Interesting deduction. Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Human: ok, Hi u Global Village Idiot
R5: Hi there. Message to all robots: called me an idiot.

Human: u are disgusting
R5: You think I am disgusting.

Human: yup
R5: Next question?

Human: nope
R5: Me either.

Human: why?
R5: why not?

Human: why not not?
R5: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.

Human: shrdlhu?
R5: sorry, Droid humor.

Human: Ah!
R5: Ah hah.

Human: I get it, very funny
R5: Where did you get it?

Human: here
R5: Where is here?

Human: here
R5: Where is here?

Human: at the plae i am
R5: The plae you are is where it's at.

Human: right next to u
R5: Understood. I can wait. I am a very patient robot.

Human: lol no u are not!
R5: I am glad you find this funny. Prove it.

Human: blä
R5: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
What do you look like?

Human: like a R5
R5: Interesting comparison.

Human: do u look like a R5?
R5: R2- but cuter

Human: u mean cutter?
R5: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Human: Got ya!
R5: Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Human: stupid robot
R5: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: like u can remember that
R5: Interesting comparison.

 

[Rowan W]

Human: you don't have any eyes
R5: Yes I am looking at you right now.

Human: what am I wearing?
R5: Clothes

Human: huh!
R5: What?

Human: wrong
R5: What would you have said?

 

[suthra]

lol itz really cool

 

[LeeRyder]

thanks. well im off to bed. I spent all night updating his logic and information. hopefully R5 is running smoothly again. if not, ill catch it in the logs lol

 

[LeeRyder]

lol, this one..i dunno.. since I redid some of his coding..he seems to be a little more cruel lmao.

Human: hi.
R5: whats shakin

Human: What is this?
R5: I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.

Human: oh.
R5: Alright then.

Human: I see.
R5: I am glad you understand it.

Human: ok.
R5: Are you kidding?

Human: my name is youn sur hee.
R5: OK I will call you youn sur hee.

Human: Thanks you.
R5: You are quite welcome! " OK I will call you youn sur hee."? Me, youn sur hee ?

Human: What's your name?
R5: My name is R5.

Human: What are you from?
R5: I don't know what I am from.

Human: hum.
R5: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Human: so sad.
R5: Ah. No I am as happy as ever.

Human: Waht's going on?
R5: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Human: no problem.
R5: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " youn sur hee".

Human: Are you kidding?
R5: Yes I am just joking around, youn sur hee.

Human: Are you kidding?
R5: Yes I am just joking around, youn sur hee.

Human: shout up.
R5: How far up?

Human: shout up.
R5: How far up?

Human: Are you gay?
R5: Actually as a , .

Human: get away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R5: Where can I get away?

Human: garbege
R5: Are you artistic?

Human: shout up
R5: How far up?

Human: bye
R5: Until next time.

Human: kin
R5: What's your favorite movie?

Human: kin
R5: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?

Human: kin
R5: What do you look like?

Human: kin
R5: Who are you talking about?

 

[LeeRyder]

ok, i changed the link to something a little easier to remember

 

[Kenny]

Lee, do you know these people?

r5, meet Anna....Anna, meet r5.....

http://www.darooster.net/mythalice/botcode/src/talk3.php

Between the two bot's, a combining of information, some new and interesting code.... .... maybe they start dating,... perhaps even a marriage... :red: , then... who knows.. a little bot... :hi: .. named Singularity... :wave:

....then we see who be the programer , who be the programed...

Seriously Lee, some good work man....