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Top 100 List
PARODY ALERT!
Number 100:
"Because Working For A Living Is Just Not An Option."
Number 99:
"Why Hand Reg When You Can Pay Through The Nose?"
Number 98:
"We Put The Cyber Back Into Squatting!"
Number 97: Courtesy of lothos.
"Why Register A Good Name When QQXZY.COM Is Available?"
Number 96:
"You Have Nothing To Lose But Your Net Worth."
Number 95:
"We'll Show You How To Turn A $4,750 Keyword Investment into $237 Cash."
Number 94: From the "If You Know What I Mean" Dept.
"Where every adult domain name purchase includes a complimentary back room 'Hand Reg' at no additional cost!"
Number 93: Courtesy of Ben42.
"Yeah, I own it...if you want it, sell your house."
Number 92: Courtesy of Ben42.
"For $500 go get the one that ends in Z instead of S."
Number 91: Courtesy of Ben42.
"Whats wrong? You didn't have a computer in 1995?"
Number 90: Courtesy of Ben42.
"Premium names for premium suckers."
Number 89: Courtesy of nudu.
"If you get it first, they'll have to pay you"
Number 88:Courtesy of nudu.
"No Q's, C's, or K's"
Number 87: Courtesy of nudu.
"Always get the .info"
Number 86: Courtesy of nudu.
"Hyphenate those plurals"
Number 85: Courtesy of nudu.
"Is it available in .mn?"
Number 84: From the Ignorance is (wedded) Bliss Dept.
"In recognition of that sacred trust between two people without which the institution of marriage could not long survive, this company will make every possible effort to ensure that domain name yearly renewal receipts are virtually indistinguishable, in appearance, from ordinary dry cleaning pick-up tickets."
Number 83:
"Yes, ICANN!"
Number 82: Courtesy of labrocca
"You don't need the dot com when you can get the .net for reg fee"
Number 81: Courtesy of cartoonz
"No, Damnit. I am NOT a Cybersquatter"
Number 80: Courtesy of kruwreka (but think Yoda).
Bend over you must! LLL.com sell you I will.
Number 79: Courtesy of labrocca.
"I can sell you my domain but first I need an appraisal"
Number 78: Courtesy of nudu from the Master of the Obvious Dept.
"When it comes to selling domains, I do that."
Number 77:
"We don't make wallets; we make wallets smaller."
Number 76:
"The hidden secret to under reg fee sales success: Volume."
Number 75: Courtesy of saucey.
"Estibot said it was worth that much, so take it or leave it!"
Number 74: Courtesy of kruwreka.
"Buy my domain and I will throw in a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube-man for freeeeeee!"
Number 73: Courtesy of kruwreka. (Spoken with a strong Texas twang.)
"This them here is a genuine 2003 top o' the line domain and get this, it was
owned by an old lady who only blogged on it on Sundays at church."
Number 72:
"Way Better Than Check Kiting!"
Number 71: In the parlance of one certain Star Trek The Original Series First Medical Officer.
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a minisite developer!"
(Season 4, Episode 7, "The Trouble With [keyword] Triples")
Number 70: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
"Can't afford Business.com? We'll sell you Biznezz.com!"
Number 69: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
"You can always sell it to another sucker."
Number 68: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
".com closeout sale! .tel is the future!"
Number 67: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
"Secure your .TV before Tuvalu is under water!"
Number 66: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
"Trademark infringement is just one panel's opinion."
Number 65: Courtesy of kruwreka.
"Oh my God! They killed .Mobi! You Bastards!"
Number 64: Typical day in the life of a domainer:
"Sell a domain or two for seven figures each. Fuel up the jet. Call Hef. Wake-up and have a smoke."
Number 63: Courtesy of sashas.
Greatings,
Dear Mr. CEO
You is recently purchase domain xqyssky.com is protekt trademark in china. We is register .cn of domain xqyssky.com for you for only $9.99 for free!
Number 62:
"When incarceration alone fails to meet your long term financial objectives."
(coupon code: shank)
Number 61:
"No Jurisdiction. No Problem!"
Specializing in domain name offshore support services since last Tuesday.
Number 60: Courtesy of gkjunior from the Parables Dept.
"Give a broke man a Domain name and he is broke for a year. Teach a man to Domain and he is broke for a lifetime."
Number 59: Courtesy of MrSpartan.
"Domaining--Where all letter combos are pronouncable!"
Number 58: Courtesy of liror.
"I am Sorry,We Dont have Pizza.com ... but what do you say about Peizza32.rt.uo ?"
Number 57: Courtesy of Omnia from the "I Know Nothing!" Dept.
"....has traffic, and earnings.....
< No, I dont know where it comes from.....
< Sorry, am unable to tell you how much...."
Number 56: Courtesy of sankalpsingh.
"Super Premium Domains Priced below Reg Fees & still got 15 Days before Expiration."
Number 55: Courtesy of tristanperry.
"We sell 100% premium 5 word dictionary .org domain... with hyphens! But I need the cash, so they're yours today for just $1,000 (down from $100,000) each!"
Number 54: Courtesy of dtagr.
"But .ca stands for California!"
Number 53: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"Whaddya mean you want $xxxx for that domain? You only paid $x for it last week!
...Wait....That's why I'm a domainer, too....lol"
Number 52: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"I never pay more than $10 for a domain...I'm only interested in the very best Premiums..."
Number 51: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"An Orangutan could reg that..!!....In fact, I bet it did..."
Number 50: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"Give me SiameseCats. com - and, I'll give you any three of: Dogpounzz.com, CrazyDogwalkingRoutes.com, CatsinCastille.com, HighestFashionMutts.com, SillyPoodleQuotations.com"
Number 49: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"I've got a minisite somewhere....I can only find it when I'm drunk...."
Number 48: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"There was no shill-bidding in that auction....My email address being the same as employees of the auction house is purely coincidental..."
Number 47: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"Always hand-reg domains....Its the most satisfying useless activity I know...."
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More Than Halfway There...
Keep those slogans coming!
Did Someone Say Gifts?
Without making any actual commitment to giving away the gifts shown in the attached JPEG below (because then this creative exercise in fun slogan writing would be deemed a contest that would require so much more verbiage, small type, disclosures, disclaimers, rules and boilerplate that I would throw my hands up in the air and scream, "I Quit!"), suffice it to say, I'd like to give these two gifts away to somebody who, IMHO, comes up with something really funny and creative. Of course, the giving of this gift will be completely arbitrary & subjective and more likely to happen only if and/or when this thread gets to 100 reasonably amusing slogans!
PARODY ALERT!
"TOP 100 SUBMISSIONS
THAT WOULD LEAST LIKELY WIN
A DOMAIN SELLER'S SLOGAN CONTEST"
THAT WOULD LEAST LIKELY WIN
A DOMAIN SELLER'S SLOGAN CONTEST"
Number 100:
"Because Working For A Living Is Just Not An Option."
Number 99:
"Why Hand Reg When You Can Pay Through The Nose?"
Number 98:
"We Put The Cyber Back Into Squatting!"
Number 97: Courtesy of lothos.
"Why Register A Good Name When QQXZY.COM Is Available?"
Number 96:
"You Have Nothing To Lose But Your Net Worth."
Number 95:
"We'll Show You How To Turn A $4,750 Keyword Investment into $237 Cash."
Number 94: From the "If You Know What I Mean" Dept.
"Where every adult domain name purchase includes a complimentary back room 'Hand Reg' at no additional cost!"
Number 93: Courtesy of Ben42.
"Yeah, I own it...if you want it, sell your house."
Number 92: Courtesy of Ben42.
"For $500 go get the one that ends in Z instead of S."
Number 91: Courtesy of Ben42.
"Whats wrong? You didn't have a computer in 1995?"
Number 90: Courtesy of Ben42.
"Premium names for premium suckers."
Number 89: Courtesy of nudu.
"If you get it first, they'll have to pay you"
Number 88:Courtesy of nudu.
"No Q's, C's, or K's"
Number 87: Courtesy of nudu.
"Always get the .info"
Number 86: Courtesy of nudu.
"Hyphenate those plurals"
Number 85: Courtesy of nudu.
"Is it available in .mn?"
Number 84: From the Ignorance is (wedded) Bliss Dept.
"In recognition of that sacred trust between two people without which the institution of marriage could not long survive, this company will make every possible effort to ensure that domain name yearly renewal receipts are virtually indistinguishable, in appearance, from ordinary dry cleaning pick-up tickets."
Number 83:
"Yes, ICANN!"
Number 82: Courtesy of labrocca
"You don't need the dot com when you can get the .net for reg fee"
Number 81: Courtesy of cartoonz
"No, Damnit. I am NOT a Cybersquatter"
Number 80: Courtesy of kruwreka (but think Yoda).
Bend over you must! LLL.com sell you I will.
Number 79: Courtesy of labrocca.
"I can sell you my domain but first I need an appraisal"
Number 78: Courtesy of nudu from the Master of the Obvious Dept.
"When it comes to selling domains, I do that."
Number 77:
"We don't make wallets; we make wallets smaller."
Number 76:
"The hidden secret to under reg fee sales success: Volume."
Number 75: Courtesy of saucey.
"Estibot said it was worth that much, so take it or leave it!"
Number 74: Courtesy of kruwreka.
"Buy my domain and I will throw in a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube-man for freeeeeee!"
Number 73: Courtesy of kruwreka. (Spoken with a strong Texas twang.)
"This them here is a genuine 2003 top o' the line domain and get this, it was
owned by an old lady who only blogged on it on Sundays at church."
Number 72:
"Way Better Than Check Kiting!"
Number 71: In the parlance of one certain Star Trek The Original Series First Medical Officer.
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a minisite developer!"
(Season 4, Episode 7, "The Trouble With [keyword] Triples")
Number 70: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
"Can't afford Business.com? We'll sell you Biznezz.com!"
Number 69: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
"You can always sell it to another sucker."
Number 68: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
".com closeout sale! .tel is the future!"
Number 67: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
"Secure your .TV before Tuvalu is under water!"
Number 66: Courtesy of DubDubDubDot.
"Trademark infringement is just one panel's opinion."
Number 65: Courtesy of kruwreka.
"Oh my God! They killed .Mobi! You Bastards!"
Number 64: Typical day in the life of a domainer:
"Sell a domain or two for seven figures each. Fuel up the jet. Call Hef. Wake-up and have a smoke."
Number 63: Courtesy of sashas.
Greatings,
Dear Mr. CEO
You is recently purchase domain xqyssky.com is protekt trademark in china. We is register .cn of domain xqyssky.com for you for only $9.99 for free!
Number 62:
"When incarceration alone fails to meet your long term financial objectives."
(coupon code: shank)
Number 61:
"No Jurisdiction. No Problem!"
Specializing in domain name offshore support services since last Tuesday.
Number 60: Courtesy of gkjunior from the Parables Dept.
"Give a broke man a Domain name and he is broke for a year. Teach a man to Domain and he is broke for a lifetime."
Number 59: Courtesy of MrSpartan.
"Domaining--Where all letter combos are pronouncable!"
Number 58: Courtesy of liror.
"I am Sorry,We Dont have Pizza.com ... but what do you say about Peizza32.rt.uo ?"
Number 57: Courtesy of Omnia from the "I Know Nothing!" Dept.
"....has traffic, and earnings.....
< No, I dont know where it comes from.....
< Sorry, am unable to tell you how much...."
Number 56: Courtesy of sankalpsingh.
"Super Premium Domains Priced below Reg Fees & still got 15 Days before Expiration."
Number 55: Courtesy of tristanperry.
"We sell 100% premium 5 word dictionary .org domain... with hyphens! But I need the cash, so they're yours today for just $1,000 (down from $100,000) each!"
Number 54: Courtesy of dtagr.
"But .ca stands for California!"
Number 53: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"Whaddya mean you want $xxxx for that domain? You only paid $x for it last week!
...Wait....That's why I'm a domainer, too....lol"
Number 52: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"I never pay more than $10 for a domain...I'm only interested in the very best Premiums..."
Number 51: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"An Orangutan could reg that..!!....In fact, I bet it did..."
Number 50: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"Give me SiameseCats. com - and, I'll give you any three of: Dogpounzz.com, CrazyDogwalkingRoutes.com, CatsinCastille.com, HighestFashionMutts.com, SillyPoodleQuotations.com"
Number 49: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"I've got a minisite somewhere....I can only find it when I'm drunk...."
Number 48: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"There was no shill-bidding in that auction....My email address being the same as employees of the auction house is purely coincidental..."
Number 47: Courtesy of DomainTalker.
"Always hand-reg domains....Its the most satisfying useless activity I know...."
---------------------
More Than Halfway There...
Keep those slogans coming!
Did Someone Say Gifts?
Without making any actual commitment to giving away the gifts shown in the attached JPEG below (because then this creative exercise in fun slogan writing would be deemed a contest that would require so much more verbiage, small type, disclosures, disclaimers, rules and boilerplate that I would throw my hands up in the air and scream, "I Quit!"), suffice it to say, I'd like to give these two gifts away to somebody who, IMHO, comes up with something really funny and creative. Of course, the giving of this gift will be completely arbitrary & subjective and more likely to happen only if and/or when this thread gets to 100 reasonably amusing slogans!
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