A Trip To The Desert

[dgridley]

Here's a laugh for your Sunday from my Jokes site:

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.
They each brought one item for survival.

The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, "Why?" The red-head
replied, "To prevent us from dying of thirst."

The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, "Why?" The brunette
replied, "To prevent us from dying of hunger."

The blonde brought a car door. The red-head and brunette asked,
"Why?" The blonde replied, "To roll down the window if it gets hot!"

 

[yoink78]

Nice one! here's another:

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.

 

[commes]

haha nice joke once again Dave!

 

[zaros64]

lol... I knew som but forgot them .. they are good though

 

[yoink78]

How about some redneck jokes?
You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area. lol

 

[Michelle]

Lol thanks

 

[domainprince]

:lol: nice jokes thanks for sharing!