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I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

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The following subjects are
BANNED

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So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.
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POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok
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I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

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We are also lady and animal friendly

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Woman Killed By Self-Driving Uber; Is This The End Of Uber’s Self-Driving Experiment?
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-tr...iving-uber-end-ubers-self-driving-experiment/

Just finished watching this documentary series on Netflix, Wild Wild Country, real good. Pretty impressive what they were able to build, planting food, buildings, dams, roads, mini-airport, own police force etc. Then shit starts going bad. Started taking in homeless people, thousands, to use them for votes. Poisoned people, food at nearby restaurants, armed themselves in response to neighbors, planned murders, secretly taping everybody etc. They were just rolling in money.

 
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A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat on the lake the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
 
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Almost half of the Reviews at Amazon are 1 star, pretty funny. I guess they've never watched movies from this director before, one of my favorites from him was Pan's Labyrinth. Movie I got today in the mail from Netflix, won Best Picture, The Shape of Water

https://www.amazon.com/product-revi...ewpoints=1&filterByStar=one_star&pageNumber=1

"I didn't see anything romantic about beastiality. I could have gone my whole life without watching this movie and I would have been fine."

"I quit at the point where the bad guy was sexing his wife and bleeding all over her and like all, 'quiet woman, I'm trying to get an orgasm and it's hard when you keep nattering on about how much blood I'm losing.'"

"Ok now you need to understand if you plan to show this movie to your kids. Within the first 2 to 3 minutes of the movie, it revealed her buck naked in the tube then she, was masterbating."

"It was disgusting and blasphemous. A woman that falls in love and have sex with the fish/man. Hated it. Perfect example of the evil in Hollywood trying to pass off something like this as normal."

"We actually watched this as a family with 2 teenagers. Awkward and inappropriate to say the least."

"The only reason this trash won an award is because it's a SJW film. It paints straights, white males, anyone on the mlitary, those scary evil russians and anyone who believes in christianity in the worst stereotypical form ever. Of course everyone else is a hero. The cherry on top is the blatant beastiality."

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Pan's Labyrinth - Trailer, great movie

 
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Had tornado warning today, they were hyping it for hours, no tornado, but good size, quick storm. Normal for Florida. Got a little bit of hail, besides pool screen damage, not much it looks like. We had a bad one in Orlando in 1992. Was actually on an airplane coming back from Germany at about the time this was happening. The plane was getting thrown all over the place. I didn't care because I was half alsleep, it felt kind of good. Next day, at school, saw the damage. Seemed like half the cars got jacked up, some pics:


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Wow pretty sure that car is a Pinto and it older than the girl in the picture...last time I seen one, me and my old bulldozer did some "scraping"..(every now and then, I take her out, just to give the old girl some exercise) !

They never last long in my climate..
 
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I think Pintos were more curvy and didnt have dual front lights
 
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I think Pintos were more curvy and didnt have dual front lights
Just took a guess when I seen the "slanted" rear window...has to be some kind of subcompact fromthe 70's/80's?
 
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It's too much a pain in the butt to find out what the car is. Might be European. I did find out the gal's name is Amber. And she would be approximately 46 years old today

And the car is pin striped lol
 
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Didn't Robin used to say it?

Robin said Holy-something. Looks like 356 different ones. If the episode was about domains he would say "Holy Hand Regs Batman!"

And then comes the Batman punch


ZOK and ZOWIE the closest on the list of Batman punches lol
  1. AIEEE!
  2. AIIEEE!
  3. ARRGH!
  4. AWK!
  5. AWKKKKKK!
  6. BAM!
  7. BANG!
  8. BANG-ETH!
  9. BIFF!
  10. BLOOP!
  11. BLURP!
  12. BOFF!
  13. BONK!
  14. CLANK!
  15. CLANK-EST!
  16. CLASH!
  17. CLUNK!
  18. CLUNK-ETH!
  19. CRRAACK!
  20. CRASH!
  21. CRRAACK!
  22. CRUNCH!
  23. CRUNCH-ETH!
  24. EEE-YOW!
  25. FLRBBBBB!
  26. GLIPP!
  27. GLURPP!
  28. KAPOW!
  29. KAYO!
  30. KER-SPLOOSH!
  31. KERPLOP!
  32. KLONK!
  33. KLUNK!
  34. KRUNCH!
  35. OOOFF!
  36. OOOOFF!
  37. OUCH!
  38. OUCH-ETH!
  39. OWWW!
  40. OW-ETH
  41. PAM!
  42. PLOP!
  43. POW!
  44. POWIE!
  45. QUNCKKK!
  46. RAKKK!
  47. RIP!
  48. SLOSH!
  49. SOCK!
  50. SPLATS!
  51. SPLATT!
  52. SPLOOSH!
  53. SWAAP!
  54. SWISH!
  55. SWOOSH!
  56. THUNK!
  57. THWACK!
  58. THWACKE!
  59. THWAPE!
  60. THWAPP!
  61. UGGH!
  62. URKKK!
  63. VRONK!
  64. WHACK!
  65. WHACK-ETH!
  66. WHAM-ETH!
  67. WHAMM!
  68. WHAMMM!
  69. WHAP!
  70. Z-ZWAP!
  71. ZAM!
  72. ZAMM!
  73. ZAMMM!
  74. ZAP!
  75. ZAP-ETH
  76. ZGRUPPP!
  77. ZLONK!
  78. ZLOPP!
  79. ZLOTT!
  80. ZOK!
  81. ZOWIE!
  82. ZWAPP!
  83. ZZWAP!
  84. ZZZZWAP!
  85. ZZZZZWAP!
 
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"On my wife’s birthday I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, β€˜Well babe, Happy Birthday! It’s a great morning for either sex or golf.’ She said β€˜take your sweater’."
 
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Okay, wifi got off the air sometime overnight.
Same problem as before...
Was either going to get with the internet company again or buy a new router.
Had 3 times disconnected the router, turned off the modem.
Then bam....
earlier reconnected yet again the router....
and wifi back!
Damn, I hate minor problems like that...
 
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1992 - Florida - March 6, 1992, Longwood - Amber Ayres found her car sitting in 2 1/2 feet of hail in the Longwood Village parking lot.
 
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