The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

[enlytend]

Ooooo, I want one!

I can't seem to find the "Mod" option under the account upgrades section, can you please post me a link or LMK how much that option costs?

Just costs time and some aggravation .

 

[jdab]

All hail jdab !

Now all you need is one more badge and you will have a whole hand worth!

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P.S. How's things goin' on that side of the pond?

I'll hold you to that!

And not too bad thanks, how about over there?

 

[briguy]

@ulterios How To Be The Best Mod On Namepros (read at your own risk)

 

[iowadawg]

 

[ulterios]

I'll hold you to that!

And not too bad thanks, how about over there?

Things always seem to be either the same over here. I am gonna have a Euro tour soon (Maybe), just to see things over there first hand. Probably gonna go check out your neck of the woods and give some Brit's a taste of American uncomfortablenes (Distant Family).

 

[ulterios]

@ulterios How To Be The Best Mod On Namepros (read at your own risk)

Well that's just a different type of guide.

I can probably handle most of it! The scooter would be nice. I have always wanted one, I don't know why though. I would have an issue with #4 though, "Listen to mod-related music." I can't do that however, I can't freakin' stand:

He's tryin' too hard to be Vanilla Ice!

 

[iowadawg]

How to ruin this thread:
posting pictures of some Canadian so-called singer....

 

[forge]

 

[ulterios]

How to ruin this thread:
posting pictures of some Canadian so-called singer....

Although it was unintentional, you are right. Maybe we should have something like a swear jar but a "What the hell were you thinking" jar for when someone posts something that is a buzz-kill! (JB pics, Mentions a "K" family member, etc...)

Here's a better one for you:

 

[iowadawg]

Oh...a new one must try out....
Bacon covered cherries!

 

[ulterios]

Oh...a new one must try out....
Bacon covered cherries!

Well, that's a new one.

It goes to prove that nowadays people will wrap Bacon around just about anything!

I wish I would have though about this type of thing when my kids were younger and didn't want to eat their veggies. I could have just wrapped everything they wouldn't eat with Bacon and it would have basically made almost any veggie edible, Almost!

 

[iowadawg]

Can you imagine wrapping bacon around brussel sprouts?

 

[ulterios]

Can you imagine wrapping bacon around brussel sprouts?

No way, that's why I said Almost.

Stuff like that is probably beyond the help of even Bacon! I said probably because I don't know for sure since I haven't tried that and I really don't think there's enough alcohol in the world to get me drunk enough to try it!

 

[iowadawg]

Hahahahha....but still, bet people would at least try one just to see.

 

[iowadawg]

Tuk-tuk taxi maker aims to make inroads in US.
Damn, I would buy one if not that much.
Save the car, let my wife take it grocery shopping!
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/tuk-tuk-taxi-maker-aims-make-inroads-us-31224377?singlePage=true

 

[ulterios]

Tuk-tuk taxi maker aims to make inroads in US.
Damn, I would buy one if not that much.
Save the car, let my wife take it grocery shopping!
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/tuk-tuk-taxi-maker-aims-make-inroads-us-31224377?singlePage=true

Would be a pretty cool little grocery getter'.

I really think it's a no-win situation for the company trying to get these running around Denver. How the hell are they gonna do that in the winter? I've been to Denver in the winter, it's not very "Open Air Vehicle" design friendly. What are they gonna do, shut down the service in winter time?

 

[iowadawg]

Hey, people in Denver shrug off winter!
Besides, they plan to sell them nationwide.

 

[ulterios]

Hey, people in Denver shrug off winter!
Besides, they plan to sell them nationwide.

I know but still, I would think that a big marketing thing for these would be to have them kicked off big in somewhere where they can use them year round without the threat of severe frostbite.

 

[jdab]

Things always seem to be either the same over here. I am gonna have a Euro tour soon (Maybe), just to see things over there first hand. Probably gonna go check out your neck of the woods and give some Brit's a taste of American uncomfortablenes (Distant Family).

Whereabouts in the UK?

 

[GILSAN]

Texas, got a woman not you wife?
She is your side woman.
As in, I got a piece on the side waiting for me.
Sidework thus is taking care of men.
Saying no sidework means no messing with the men.

Some examples of SideWork

And last but not least, this woman has his back and sides covered. Wonder if she's a Texas gal?

 

[ulterios]

Whereabouts in the UK?

Most are in the Bristol area, a few in the York area.

I have never been there, but some of them have come over here to visit all of us.

They keep telling me that I have to go visit. I keep saying I am, but haven't yet. Hopefully I can soon. I want to do a Euro tour and visit there and a few other places.

 

[ulterios]

Some examples of SideWork

And last but not least, this woman has his back and sides covered. Wonder if she's a Texas gal?

That bottom one is a Photoshop, there's no way that bike could keep that front wheel on the ground otherwise!

 

[GILSAN]

That bottom one is a Photoshop, there's no way that bike could keep that front wheel on the ground otherwise!

Yeah, I know... but it's pretty amusing

 

[iowadawg]

Today was a good day for my sarcasm here.
I got 3 dislikes.

 

[iowadawg]

Some people I run across every day, I am like: