Duel: LoodeX vs. Bob Hawkes

Duel Log

1. LoodeX has challenged Bob Hawkes to a duel. Apr 8, 2021
2. Bob Hawkes has accepted LoodeX's challenge. Fight! Apr 8, 2021
3. Bob Hawkes tried to lob a Lousy Appraisal at LoodeX, but they tripped and fell, damaging themselves for -11 HP. LoodeX leads 100 to 89
4. LoodeX dropped a .link to Bob Hawkes's .sexy .photos, bringing them down -8 HP. LoodeX leads 100 to 81
5. Bob Hawkes gave LoodeX a high-five! In the face. With a Electric Bill. For -5 HP. LoodeX leads 95 to 81
6. LoodeX tried to use a Clue-by-Four but lagged out. LoodeX leads 95 to 81
7. Bob Hawkes lobbed a CHiP at LoodeX for -6 HP. LoodeX leads 89 to 81
8. LoodeX tried to slap Bob Hawkes with a Renewal Fee but missed. LoodeX leads 89 to 81
9. Bob Hawkes lobbed a Non-Fungible Token at LoodeX for -11 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 81 to 78
10. LoodeX tried to use a Lawyer Fee but lagged out. Bob Hawkes leads 81 to 78
11. Bob Hawkes gave LoodeX a high-five! In the face. With an Exact Match Domain. For -8 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 81 to 70
12. LoodeX tried to throw a Renewal Fee at Bob Hawkes, but the wind blew it back in their face, damaging themselves for -19 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 81 to 51
13. Bob Hawkes threw a Pigeon Sheet Domain at LoodeX for -6 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 81 to 45
14. In a fit of unrivaled malevolence, LoodeX hit Bob Hawkes with a CHiP for -4 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 77 to 45
15. Bob Hawkes 360-no-scoped LoodeX with a CHiP for -9 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 77 to 36
16. LoodeX 360-no-scoped Bob Hawkes with a .guru Domain for -5 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 72 to 36
17. Bob Hawkes tried to summon the wrath of Fake News upon their foe, but the Fake News was out of office. Bob Hawkes leads 72 to 36
18. LoodeX absorbed the power of Phat Lewtz, healing them for +22 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 72 to 58
19. Bob Hawkes tried to slap LoodeX with a Electric Bill, but it became sentient and slapped Bob Hawkes for -9 HP instead. Bob Hawkes leads 63 to 58
20. LoodeX dropped a .link to Bob Hawkes's .xxx .photos, bringing them down -28 HP. LoodeX leads 58 to 35
21. Bob Hawkes tried to throw a Clue-by-Four at LoodeX, but the wind blew it back in their face, damaging themselves for -20 HP. LoodeX leads 58 to 15
22. LoodeX slapped Bob Hawkes with a Clue-by-Four for -6 HP. LoodeX leads 58 to 9
23. Bob Hawkes tried to absorb the power of a Lawsuit, but it ran away. LoodeX leads 58 to 9
24. LoodeX tried to use a ccTLD, but their computer decided to reboot for an update. LoodeX leads 58 to 9
25. Bob Hawkes absorbed the power of a Plumbus, healing them for +6 HP. LoodeX leads 58 to 15
26. LoodeX dropped a .link to Bob Hawkes's .sexy .photos, bringing them down -17 HP. LoodeX leads 58 to -2
27. LoodeX has defeated Bob Hawkes. Apr 8, 2021

Overview

Challenger:

LoodeX (stats) with 58 hitpoints

Respondent:

Bob Hawkes (stats) with -2 hitpoints

Winner:

LoodeX

Turns:

24

Status:

The duel has concluded.