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Why we love domains: A Poem

Labeled as discuss in General Domain Discussion started by DomainAgents, Feb 13, 2020.

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  1. DomainAgents

    DomainAgents VIP Member DomainAgents VIP

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  2. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes formerly MetBob NameTalent Gold Account VIP Trusted Blogger

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    Thanks so much for the poem. I like the idea and points. But is it really true that everyone eventually gets the right one?

    Anyway, this is my favourite part of your poem:

    The wonderful thing about domains
    Is they tell your business’ story!
    They’re loaded with keywords and meaning
    They help you get traffic and glory

    Thanks again,

    Bob
     
  3. WhoaDomain.com

    WhoaDomain.com WhoaDomain.com Gold Account VIP

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    Hickory dicory Duck,
    Some domains really do suck.
    You can climb every mountain,
    Swim every sea.
    But you can't find a domainer,
    Better than me.:sneaky::xf.eek::woot:O_o:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
    I eat lightning,
    And crap thunder.
    My domains are the best,O_o
    There is no wonder.
    There's only one thing,
    You should know.
    You can either,
    Bring the whoa,
    Or it's a No.

    "Mike drop.":xf.grin:

    Yup THAT just happened.(y)

    WhoaDomain.com
     
  4. ultradog

    ultradog Established Member

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    It was many and many a registration ago,
    In a registry by the sea,
    That a CCTLD there resided whom you may know
    By the name of Annabel.li;
    And this CCTLD it lived with no other thought
    Than to sit and be register’d by me.

    I was a domainer and she was a domain,
    In this registry by the sea,
    But we renewed many years and more than years —
    I and my Annabel.li —
    With a discount that the whirling automatons of Hover
    Granted her and me.


    etc
     
  5. Internet.Domains

    Internet.Domains Top Contributor VIP

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    With so much drama in the N-P-C
    It's kinda hard bein I.D-O-double-G
    But I, somehow, some way
    Keep comin up with funky ass domains like every single day
    May I, kick a little something for the New G's (yeah)
    and, make a domain strings as (yeah!) I breeze, through
    Two in the escrow and the party's still jumpin
    cause I got more sales coming home
    I got domains in the portfolio gettin it on
    and, they ain't leavin til they sell in the mornin (six in the mornin)
    So what you wanna do, domainer
    I got a pocket full of .coms and my homeboys do too
    So turn off the lights and close the doors
    But (but what) we don't love them renewal increases, yeah!
    So we gonna reg another domain to this New
    G's up, sales up, while you domainers bounce to this

    Sipping on domains and sales.

     
  6. ultradog

    ultradog Established Member

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    (It's not always love.)

    StruwwelDomain
    Just look at it! for sale on the tenth,
    With its nasty extension and length.
    See! its spelling is never right;
    Trademark lawyers are within sight;
    Asserting in court, I declare,
    You were trying to take company’s share;
    Yes, longer domains to me are nicer
    Than this one, discounted even twicer.
     
  7. pb

    pb Established Member ★★★★★★★★★★

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    I wish it was so
    but as life doth teach
    my love pb.com
    is out of my reach
     
  8. NickB

    NickB Aka MrAcidic Gold Account VIP

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    A poem on domain reality........made up on the spot so might not be that good :wideyed:

    You get in the game to get rich
    Dreaming of those quick flips
    regging names by the score
    you can't wait to earn more
    reality bites, no sales are in sight
    you quickly end up being poor
     
  9. WhoaDomain.com

    WhoaDomain.com WhoaDomain.com Gold Account VIP

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    I Know ICANN,
    Make money off of me.
    Make money off of me.

    If ya wanna reg a "King",
    Pay more is gonna be.

    If I work hard at it
    ICANN gets a slice of me.

    I Know ICANN,
    Make money off of me.

    If ya wanna reg a com,
    This is how it's gonna be.

    If I work hard at it
    ICANN gets a piece of me.

    Be, b-boys and girls, listen up
    You can REG anything in the world, in practice.
    .us, .ca, .net, .org, and .co.
    But nothing comes easy, with ICANN's avarice.

    I Know ICANN,
    Make money off of me.
    Make money off of me.


    I Know ICANN,
    Make money off of me.

    If I work hard at it
    ICANN will get a piece of me.

    So if you must reg a dot,
    and this is how it's gotta be,
    take my advice,
    Reg a CCTLD.

    I Know ICANN,
    Make money off of me.
    Make money off of me.

    If I work hard at it
    ICANN will get a piece of me.

    I Know ICANN,
    Make money off of me.

    If I work hard at it
    ICANN will get a piece of me.


    (This has been a WhoaDomain.com productions!)

    Shout out to my Mom's! My baby Mama! And yall have a Blessed day!
    Peace!
     
  10. WhoaDomain.com

    WhoaDomain.com WhoaDomain.com Gold Account VIP

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    REMIX

    My mind on domaining.
    and domaining on my mind.
     
  11. DomainAgents

    DomainAgents VIP Member DomainAgents VIP

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  12. Mod Team Bravo

    Mod Team Bravo Moderator, NamePros Moderator PRO Gold Account VIP

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    Here's a popular domaining poem:
    Read more: 'Twas the night of renewals
     
  13. The Durfer

    The Durfer Upgraded Member Gold Account Blue Account VIP

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    roses are red, violets are blue,
    domaining is fun and that's no pun. yo yo yo.
     
  14. Sully

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    Clear evidence that domainers are both logical and artistic.
     
  15. WhoaDomain.com

    WhoaDomain.com WhoaDomain.com Gold Account VIP

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  16. manpreet

    manpreet Established Member ★★★★★★★★★★

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  17. WhoaDomain.com

    WhoaDomain.com WhoaDomain.com Gold Account VIP

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    I once knew a domain,
    That I liked.
    Loved it so much,
    Regged it before the price Hiked.

    And now that prices,
    Are increasing.
    Renewals will suck,
    So Very Displeasing.

    I guess domaining,
    Will never be the same.
    Now that we will feel,
    The Pinch and the Pain.

    But do not fret,
    My fellow Domainer.
    Just liquidate domains,
    and don't be a complainer.

    Now we will see,
    What domains are worth keeping.
    Cheap domain transfers,
    We shall be seeking.

    If the thought of prices going up,
    Has got you down.
    Just relax, get some sleep,
    Put on your nightgown.

    Hey, at least you've crypto,
    It is your best friend.
    If you invested early,
    You will win in the end.

    Happy domaining to all!
    Don't give up the fight!
    My all your dreams come true,
    And to all a Goodnight!
     

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