Why do you have this domain name?

[End User King]

I just picked up a Geo Florist .com a couple of days ago.

About an hour ago I got this email.



are you a florist or attached to the floral industry? Why do you have this domian name????


Should I even bother responding?

 

[Gene]

are you a florist or attached to the floral industry? Why do you have this domian name????

Hi, thank you for writing to me today! I just finished organizing my underwear drawer and don't have much else to do. How exciting that I have a new pen pal! Do you like flowers too? I like looking at them, but I don't like to get dirt on my hands. My cat likes to eat my plants. Oh gosh, the cat! I just remembered I need to change her diaper (she's old and senile now you know). I can't wait to hear from you again!

With love, your new penpal,

Esmerelda

 

[Red Rock]

Great thread!
First off, That was a very foolish email!
It DOES require an equally foolish response!

I cant even come up with something as funny
as 1/2 of these comments, LOL
My vote is for 3 of these classic NPers responses.
Bulldog's!
Sully's!
or Gene's!
Hey, Have some fun with this idiot!!!
LMAO!

 

[Steven]

I just picked up a Geo Florist .com a couple of days ago.

About an hour ago I got this email.



are you a florist or attached to the floral industry? Why do you have this domian name????


Should I even bother responding?

Reply:
We plan on making the largest floral online shop that will beat any competitors. We have a team of experts who will ensure the success of our business.
However, if we get a right offer on our domain name, we may scrap our flower business plan and move onto something else.

Sincerely,
Flower Monopoly Inc.

 

[sf2010]

Hi, thank you for writing to me today! I just finished organizing my underwear drawer and don't have much else to do. How exciting that I have a new pen pal! Do you like flowers too? I like looking at them, but I don't like to get dirt on my hands. My cat likes to eat my plants. Oh gosh, the cat! I just remembered I need to change her diaper (she's old and senile now you know). I can't wait to hear from you again!

With love, your new penpal,

Esmerelda

lol +rep for making me laugh today!

 

[Ronald Regging]

I R Platypus!

 

[Jo]

:lol: Some great responses here - you guys crack me up!

 

[Devil_Dog]

Hi, thank you for writing to me today! I just finished organizing my underwear drawer and don't have much else to do. How exciting that I have a new pen pal! Do you like flowers too? I like looking at them, but I don't like to get dirt on my hands. My cat likes to eat my plants. Oh gosh, the cat! I just remembered I need to change her diaper (she's old and senile now you know). I can't wait to hear from you again!

With love, your new penpal,

Esmerelda

Classic. I'd use that in a heartbeat.

 

[networkmsia]

Reply:
We plan on making the largest floral online shop that will beat any competitors. We have a team of experts who will ensure the success of our business.
However, if we get a right offer on our domain name, we may scrap our flower business plan and move onto something else.

Sincerely,
Flower Monopoly Inc.

LOL, nice one

 

[soggyindo]

Reply:
We plan on making the largest floral online shop that will beat any competitors. We have a team of experts who will ensure the success of our business.
However, if we get a right offer on our domain name, we may scrap our flower business plan and move onto something else.

Sincerely,
Flower Monopoly Inc.

HA! Great. Mind if I use that one?

 

[Steven]

HA! Great. Mind if I use that one?

lol

sure

 

[Malaysia]

flower monopoly inc~ hahahhah
That is so funny.. Shud say oh we are offering free one dozen flowers to first 1000 customers who sign up at our online store or smth to beat off the competitors..
or selling dirt cheap flowers at cost price...etc

 

[End User King]

I love em. I decided place for mention it was for sale and we're asking $18,000.
Here's the response exactly as it was emailed me.

Calvin,
thanks, I'll pass. It sounds like a good deal for Cathy and Bill.

XXXXX

 

[AdoptableDomains]

Another option:

are you a florist or attached to the floral industry?

A. Not yet.
B. Yes I'm attached as of the day I registered it.
C. What business is it of yours?

Why do you have this domian name????

A. Because it was available.
B. Because I paid for it.
C. To create a business with it.

 

[vpamericans]

No need To Consider

No need to consider this e-mail.Just ignore and reg that domain.

 

[VisualArtistFrankBonilla]

Yeah!

Reply:
We plan on making the largest floral online shop that will beat any competitors. We have a team of experts who will ensure the success of our business.
However, if we get a right offer on our domain name, we may scrap our flower business plan and move onto something else.

Sincerely,
Flower Monopoly Inc.

I vote for this response! It will scare the sh*t out of them, and prompt them to make an offer!!! :o

Frank

 

[htmlindex]

Just reply with "Yes" to drive them crazy.

Or even better, "it's for me to know & for you to find out" :hehe: