You are not confusing Vogue with Vague are you kind sir? Vague.info is what is known as an Oxymoron, Paradox and straight up Comical.
The comedy factor alone is worth $100 to $500
Regards.matt
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Have a listen to Dweezil Zappa's 'Automatic' Album, 'tis great thinking music
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Pestibot has once again made me look foolish kind sir, $720 that is the minimum price for your outlandishy adorable domain name, Horrah Pestibot has a humour function.
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