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Top 10 Things You're Likely to Overhear at TRAFFIC Miami 2010:
10.
"The country code for Columbia you say?"
9.
"Monster? Zombie? What the hell do I care, Rob? Just sign the damn CD for my daughter!"
8.
"The only thing better than marriage? Marriage.com."
7.
"You wouldn't happen to know where a guy could go in South Beach for a good 'hand reg'?"
6.
"You didn't hear it from me, but, you know, dotMOBI? Well, I have it on very good authority that the VC guys are looking to buy and rebrand through the Herman Melville Estate. Get your check books out fellas!"
5.
"If you wanted transparency, you should have gone to a Saran® Wrap convention!"
4.
"I’d be happy to do all my squatting in the bathroom just as soon as ICANN works out the details on that new ‘pay per flush’ program."
3.
"The Internet? I'm taking a wait and see attitude."
2.
"Say the words 'reg. fee' one more time and the only thing grace deleted around here will be your ass!"
And the No. 1 Thing You're Likely to Overhear at TRAFFIC MIAMI 2010:
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[As delivered by Mad Men's ad agency head, Don Draper]
"Perhaps it's not the keynote choice I would have made, but simply think of it as a metaphor: The domain industry is putting on the gloves because it is engaged in the fight of its life. However, in this fight, there is no thirteenth round and there is no rematch - which is precisely why Sterling Cooper is the agency this industry needs to deliver a knock-out advertising punch.
Another round of drinks, Gentlemen?"
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