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As you may know, it's a sin for a Taliban/Al male to see a woman other than his wife, naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 P.M. eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to weed out any terrorists in your neighborhood. Circling the block for one hour is suggested for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not a terrorist, and to show support for American women. Since Muslim extremists also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack beside your seat is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The U S government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
All men to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not a terrorist, and to show support for American women. Since Muslim extremists also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack beside your seat is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The U S government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
