That wood is NOT natural.

[DadaDesign]

I thought this was strange and some reason wasn't that funny to me. But maybe you guys think they are.

Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/5058/Pencil_In_Penis

 

[-db-]

Thanks for bringing this wonderful story to our attention.

NOT.

I'm speechless... and need to change the position I was sitting in.

 

[smub]

lol agreed -db-

there is also a disease in which when men have too much sex one of the tubes inside you penis have so much stuff it is completely filled and you have trouble urine, so doctors have to do put in one stick into the penis to clear up the area and just imagine how much painful is that

 

[{insert name here}]

:o

That was the range of emotions I went through while reading that.

I guess it takes all kinds.... but a pencil? I hope it wasnt the sharpend side facing in

 

[-db-]

...doctors have to do put in one stick into the penis to clear up the area and just imagine how much painful is that

I hope it wasnt the sharpend side facing in

OK... that's it for me today. No more trips to the break room.

In fact, I'm going off line to watch a movie or something.

Have a nice day, I hate you all.

 

[{insert name here}]

Sorry -db- :lol:
but the best way to get through the pain is laughter!

 

[gamehouse]

Outrageous. I guess people do anything in that weak moment.

Gamehouse

 

[Lyte]

OK... that's it for me today. No more trips to the break room. In fact, I'm going off line to watch a movie or something. Have a nice day, I hate you all.

Aww...

The funny part is by the time you come back something even more unnerving will be posted! :tu:

Enjoy!

Lyte

 

[DadaDesign]

My bad ya.

 

[-db-]

..and yet, strangely...

..I'm drawn back to the weird thread, to see what weird things people are saying.

:o

 

[{insert name here}]

I just noticed at the bottom, were it shows you other threads with related content, that it shows these:
Pencil Carving
Penis Enlargement
Bigger is better....

RUN.. :notme:

 

[-db-]

Guys, Girls, I'm editing the thread title. I hope you don't mind.

The first thing showing at the top of the forum for new visitors is Pencil in Penis and somehow... it just doesn't feel right.

Haha... Sheesh! :p

Thanks for understanding.

 

[weblord]

this story is very bothering for me, i think i need to stay away from protruding pencils as of now. it will give me a nightmare

poor pencil mistaken as a viagra, i sympathize with it.

 

[Jim_]

I have to say, the new thread title made me laugh.

 

[{insert name here}]

I love the new title :lol:

LMAO!

 

[NPQueen]

OK, what did he think was going to happen if all was successful and it came to an "end" either OUCH for her cause a pencil comes out or ouch for him cause it didn't. Either way I think that was not a well thought out plan at all!

Shoulda used some type of a straw :lol:

 

[Lyte]

Maybe a mechanical pencil would have been better. I'll leave it at that...

Lyte

 

[bbakes25]

LMFAO! funny...yet felt some pain during reading that lol

 

[-db-]

mechanical

:o

:red:

:blink:

 

[Rom]

People these days... :o