Summer Party - Super Spam Thread!

[RJ]

Here's your chance! The mods aren't looking! Spam away!

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Most entertaining spammer gets a cookie later.

 

[Shane]

... you think .mobi is a whale.
... on your job application you list cybersquatting.
... you can recite GoDaddy promo codes from memory.
... you've named one of your kids Alexa.
... you think "tasting" has nothing to do with food.
... you've appraised your own name.
... your main source of income is Adsense revenue.
... your Sedo rep sends you holiday cards.
... you consider "traffic" a good thing.
... your company's CEO is not as important as it's SEO.
... you own a "Vint Cerf for Pres" shirt.
... you have a diverse portfolio, but don't own any stocks.
... you consider new visitors to your home as unique.
... you've registered a LLLL.com that doesn't even make sense.
... you'd rather register a domain than register for class.
... you consider Whois a social network.
... you still refer to Zuho as SwapNames.
... you're not a lawyer but can recite trademark laws from memory.
... you own some sort of iphone related domain name.
... your backlink quality is more important than your quality of friends.
... two words: ICANN
... you've ordered chips & Dotsauce.
... you knew GoDaddy before he was even a father.
... you've been in a fistfight because someone has dissed your Pagerank.
... you've registered a celebrity's name.
... you consider parking nothing to do with an automobile.
... you're favorite quote is "may the Rick Schwartz be with you."
... you've posted over 1,000 posts in any domain forum.
... you trust Estibot more than your girlfriend.
... you've registered a misspelled word...on purpose.
... you cried when all the LLLL's were gone.
... you don't know a country's capital, but you sure as hell know thier .cc
And the last reason You Might Be A Domainer is....
...you have a bracelet that says "What would Frank Schilling Do?"

 

[wussadotcom]

spamking!

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[Alex]

People, please rep me

 

[wussadotcom]

Anyone wants to exchange rep+
yea... :gn:

 

[Alex]

This thread is still open because it is amazing.

lol. yes.

 

[Marineblack]

cool this my first post and i ge to spam already!

 

[weblord]

of all you posted here this is the truth

<--Spammer of all Spammers

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[Alex]

Chestnut out-chows Kobayashi in OT eat-off, defends hot dog belt
Associated Press

Updated: July 4, 2008, 5:06 PM ET

Chestnut Defends Title, Tops Kobayashi In Dog-OffNEW YORK -- Joey Chestnut reclaimed the top spot at the annual hot dog eating contest on Coney Island on Friday after first tying with archrival Takeru Kobayashi in a 10-minute chow-down, then beating him in a five-dog eat-off.

The men tied at 59 frankfurters in 10 minutes, before being made to gobble another five dogs in a last-minute tiebreaker. They consumed 64 hot dogs total and were looking quite peaked after the competition.

Kobayashi had hoped to reclaim the throne after a disappointing three-dog loss last year shattered his six-year winning streak.

"He wanted it, but I needed it," Chestnut said of his diminutive Japanese rival.

Thousands gathered at Coney Island on the Fourth of July to watch the gluttonous gladiators compete in the annual event. Chestnut emerged victorious for the second year in a row, beating 20 others who had only 10 minutes to scarf down as many hot dogs as possible, two minutes less than in previous years.

The regulation time was changed after it was revealed that the original competition in 1916 was just 10 minutes long, instead of the 12-minute limit used in more recent years. The switch made for a tense competition.

Chestnut quickly pulled ahead, with cheeks puffed as he crammed hot dogs into his mouth. At one point, the 24-year-old Californian led Kobayashi 14 to 11. Kobayashi fell to third place, but ate his way back and the two went dog-to-dog in the final stretch. After a frankfurter photo-finish, the judges decided it was a tie.

Richard Shea, one of the founders of the International Federation of Competitive Eating, said it was the first time in his memory the contest went into overtime.

As usual, Kobayashi's strategy was to eat all the dogs first, then dunk the buns and eat them. A pause while swallowing the soggy buns meant defeat.

"He should've won it, it was his to win," said judge Gersh Kuntzman said of the 30-year-old of Nagano, Japan.

The 128-pound legend in the competitive eating circuit told Brooklyn papers that he wasn't feeling 100 percent, and while he was improving, the tooth problem and sore jaw that hampered last year's performance were still something of a problem.

"If I put one more mouthful in, I could've won [in regulation]," Kobayashi said through a translator.

Their competitors included a pizza cook from New York City, a fishmonger from Chicago and a 110-pound mother of two from Maryland.

Chestnut, who topped out at 210 pounds, downplayed his win, which included a prize of $10,000 and the coveted mustard-yellow belt.

"It was crazy. I'm just a normal guy eating hot dogs on the Fourth," he said. "You can't overcomplicate it."

Chestnut said he was mentally prepared to eat 70, but his body was pushing back during the competition; it didn't want to swallow fast enough.

And it shouldn't want to. In fact, it's downright bad for your health, says Dr. Marc Siegel, a professor at New York University School of Medicine.

"Hot dogs are extremely unhealthy, especially when eaten at high volume," he said. "They're really processed, they have high cholesterol and too much salt."

And thanks to the quantities the competitors ate, they'll likely suffer nausea, bloat, headache, and possibly high blood pressure for several days as the body slowly digests the food.

"One is bad for you, five's worse and 50 is terrible," he said.

Luckily for the svelte first and second-place winners, being in better shape helps in digesting the food.

And any gastrointestinal woes won't deter Kobayashi. He says he'll be back for a rematch next year.

Before that, the two will face off again Sept. 28 at the Krystal Square Off World Hamburger Eating Championship in Chattanooga, Tenn.

Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press

this is copyrighted info. I deserve a rep for this :lol:
:gl:

 

[johname]

One day, the boy was sucking on mom's finger and sucked out the poisonous flax splinter, causing Talia to awake from her death bed.

 

[mis_chiff]

alex, read post 3139

 

[johname]

He planted the noble seed and nine months later Talia gave birth to twins

 

[mis_chiff]

One day, the boy was sucking on mom's finger and sucked out the poisonous flax splinter, causing Talia to awake from her death bed.

cool :D

 

[GF]

:lol: @ mis_chiff

GF now on mobile NamePros! Driving home!!! Spamming while driving in southern california !!

 

[johname]

When Viagra became available, operators of Nevada brothels reported that business "shot up" about 20 percent.

 

[mis_chiff]

1. Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 43 seconds.

Is that for real?
I've never had that before :red:

 

[johname]

According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.

 

[mis_chiff]

Do you really think their waiting with a key?

:hehe:

 

[weblord]

 

[johname]

The female mite known as Histiostoma murchiei creates her own husband from scratch. She lays eggs that turn into adults without needing to be fertilised. The mother then copulates with her sons within three to four days of laying the eggs, after which the sons die rather quickly.

 

[mis_chiff]

Look at that, top post on the last page of the spam thread!

 

[Nathan]

Ahhh, yum, SPAM!!

Good times, eh?

 

[thebrokenbox]

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[Hosted-Inside]

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[Shane]

Someone buy www.lonelydesigns.com!!!