Reasons why it is great to be a guy

[MissFlora]

Here's why...

* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
* A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
* You can open all your own jars.
* Old friends don't annoy you if you've lost or gained weight.
* You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
* You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
* You can kill your own food.
* The garage is all yours.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
* If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
* Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
* None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
* You don't have to shave below your neck.
* Everything on your face stays its original color.
* Flowers fix everything.
* You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
* You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
* Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
* You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
* You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
* One mood, all the time.
* Same work....more pay.
* Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
* People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
* ESPN's sports center.
* You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
* If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
* Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
* Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"

* BUT... Reason #1 - You can be president!.

 

[Gene]

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:

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If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call one another Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.

Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to one another as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

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When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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Men wake up looking the same as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. Man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

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Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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[BrandonG]

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

LOL I cannot stop laughing at that

 

[Qwert]

"You can whip your shirt off on a hot day."

No you can go ahead and do that too

 

[Chris]

Thanks for sharing Flora, there's some pretty good ones in there.

Hope everything is going well for you!

 

[Darkfire001]

So true, I love being a guy. Wouldnt have it any other way.

 

[Mark]

So true, I love being a guy. Wouldnt have it any other way.

No Arguements here either ... :D ~

 

[se]

I LOVE BEING ME!!..a guy!!..lol

 

[.X.]

That's some good stuff missflora thanks for sharing.I like being a man cause we spit and no one thinks much of it,HA HA HA :lol:

 

[Humdizzy]

We can use the bathroom anywhere. Just whip it out and go. No squatting needed.

 

[hbalagh]

You men don't have to deal with a monthly friend that comes to visit and brings nothing but pain and missery lol

but you don't get to fully experience pregnancy

 

[sufi]

Thanks for sharing, MissFlora

I'm proud being a GUY.. :D

 

[will7]

Flowers fix everything.

Dunno why, but that one made me laugh so much, heheh. Yeah, it's great being a guy!

 

[MissFlora]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee Now I want to be a guy too! Booo boo!! :td: LOL.

Flora.

 

[Mark]

You men don't have to deal with a monthly friend that comes to visit and brings nothing but pain and missery lol

~ Maybe not Directly ..... But we Do have to deal with it - :p - (Just Kidding)

My better half is in the Early stages of menopause ~ And I must say that it's like throwing "Sybil" , "Carrie" , and "Lizzie Borden" all into the same body sometimes .... (Not Kidding). :red:

 

[MissFlora]

Hahaha @ all4cost. Both man and woman experience menopause I guess. At least that's how I feel about my mum and dad. :x

Flora.

 

[Lyte]

Great post Flora! :lol:

I'll tell you what... if/when I have kids I want boys!! They're easier to deal with too! :p