Pubs

[charbar]

Hello All,

A man walks into a pub. On the wall is a poster reading "A pint of your favourite beer...Pie and chips...and a few words of wisdom..All for just £1..."
Thinking that it's a bargain, he orders it.
The barman brings a pint of his favourite beer. Then the pie and chips.
Well satisfied, he goes to the bar to pay his £1.
"Here's the £1" he says to the barman, "but where's the words of wisdom"?
The barman replies,
"I wouldn't have chanced that pie"!

 

[AussieDomainer]

lol

Top stuff, thanks for that.

 

[dhscott]

A little boy was lost at in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him "What's he like?" and the little boy replied "Beer, and women with big boobs." :lala:

 

[bigturnip]

Reminds me of when I was at college and we used to get burger, chips and a pint for £1.99. I wondered why we chanced the burgers sometimes.

 

[BoutiqueMusic]

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