Pick-up Lines for Geeks

[dezinerite]

:hehe: I really like some of these ones...

- Would you like to get dugg?
- Computer guys have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
- You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
- Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it’s you I find.
- I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
- Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
- Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!
- Nice hard drive!
- How about we go home and you handle my exception?
- You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
- You had me at “Hello World.”
- I can tell by your emoticons that you’re looking for some company.
- You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
- Want to see my Red Hat?
- If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

 

[vwblubug]

Those are pretty funny

I think all pickup lines in general, are funny...

My personal favorite:

Did you get a ticket?
'cause you got fine written all over you

(I get a kick out of it every time...) :lol:

 

[James]

*goes to try them on Amber*

:D

 

[dezinerite]

This one cracked me up though:

You had me at “Hello World.” I'm sure there'll be some people who won't get it. :D

 

[Barrucadu]

My two favourites are these:

- I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
- How about we go home and you handle my exception?

My inner (or rather, outer) geek couldnt resist:

try:
     socialise()
catch sexy_girl:
     popup()

 

[dezinerite]

My two favourites are these:


My inner (or rather, outer) geek couldnt resist:

try:
     socialise()
catch sexy_girl:
     popup()

Congratulations, you're the winner for our Geek of the Month contest. :D

 

[Shane]

ROFL!!! Now they are some funny jokes lol

 

[Skinny]

Pretty funny stuff.

LOL.

 

[Phoebe_]

lol I Might use some of those:D

 

[Barrucadu]

Congratulations, you're the winner for our Geek of the Month contest. :D

I've won that prize every month since I first laid hands on a computer (10-ish years ago)

 

[htmlindex]

:hehe: I really like some of these ones...
- Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Nice hard drive!
- You had me at “Hello World.”

These ones are just great :lol:

 

[Mad Cat]

"Is your interface designed for 9.0?"

 

[Gerrit]

Great ones! Unfortunately I wouldn't know a girl computer-minded enough to make them work. Guess I will need to stick to the classics such as "I forgot my number, can I have yours"

 

[fremont]

"When I see you, I become the blue screen of death...get excited & crash"

"Can I look through your Windows"

or


CTRL+ALT+DELETE cant tear us apart