I HAD TO PAY CONSULTING THAT DAY, SH!T!!!! The other night I was wanting to blow off a little fake steam so I went out looking for some adult services. I found some low rate freight at the Ladies 101 Club. Just as I was about to pull out my Installer 365, I saw my shares of Alphabit, Inc. stock had gone into the crapper. So, I sold it and bought a whole bunch of Singapore Auto Insurance. My wife told me I was nuts and sent me to the psychologist doctor. I settled into a chair and picked up the latest issue of Mining Trends. Boy my life sucks, I hate going to the doctor.