Only you, darling.

[oldman35]

Wife asks her husband
"How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies:
"Only you Darling; with all the others, I was awake!"
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“You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.”

 

[dgridley]

Sometimes the truth hurts..

 

[harprockin]

aha atleast he's honest.

 

[oldman35]

Reason!!
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.