Official 2010 Holiday Spam Thread!!

[NPQueen]

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Here it is!!! The SPAM Thread 2010

Let the Spamming Begin!!

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[DU]

Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

 

[johname]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

 

[DU]

I think Johname needs to find something better to do

 

[johname]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[DU]

.co is king
.tv is a just a male .com that dresses as a woman

 

[johname]

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

 

[DU]

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

 

[johname]

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

 

[liquidcherry]

LOL

I guess I'll have to move where they have one, as all
the cops go to Tim Horton's here...the Dunkin Donuts
went broke....oh wait - we only have 2 cops :hehe:

I have to ask LC, is that a dog in the avatar?

It's my ex girlfriend, a die hard vegan/veggie lover....!!!!
Cheers

Liquid

 

[johname]

she looks like she needs a carrot

 

[liquidcherry]

she looks like she needs a carrot

LOL, she almost suffocated on MY carrot (hope this doesn't get moved to the adult break room!)

Cheers

Liquid

 

[johname]

LOL, she almost suffocated on MY carrot

Naw, We know what a Gardener you are liquid %%-

 

[DU]

Paddy and Murphy were unemployed looking through the classifieds for work..

A large ad read "Forestry Commission: Wanted, Tree Fellers, great hours, great pay".....

Paddy turned to Murphy and said, "Shame, there's only the two of us".

 

[johname]

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

 

[Tia Wood]

Knock Knock...

 

[Vito]

Knock Knock...

I'll bite...

Who's there?

 

[johname]

tia

 

[Vito]

tia

huh...You'll Bite Tia???

 

[johname]

tia would lol

 

[Vito]

tia would lol

Tia would bite me???