An old couple are both becoming very forgetful and always arguing who has the worst memory.
On a lovely day, seated in deckchairs on the beach, the woman decides that she wants a cornet ice cream,and afraid that her husband will forget what to ask for, offers to go and get the icecreams.
He protests that he's not as forgetful as her.
"okay", she says, "get two cornets, with chocolate flakes, syrup and a nut topping. Dont forget....!!!
"You would forget - but I wont", he says.
He goes off and returns 10 minutes later, with two meat pies.
She looks at the pies and says..."what did I tell you??...I knew you'd forget the chips"!!
charbar.
On a lovely day, seated in deckchairs on the beach, the woman decides that she wants a cornet ice cream,and afraid that her husband will forget what to ask for, offers to go and get the icecreams.
He protests that he's not as forgetful as her.
"okay", she says, "get two cornets, with chocolate flakes, syrup and a nut topping. Dont forget....!!!
"You would forget - but I wont", he says.
He goes off and returns 10 minutes later, with two meat pies.
She looks at the pies and says..."what did I tell you??...I knew you'd forget the chips"!!
charbar.
