If You Love Someone

[rcep]

Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.


Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.


Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.


Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back.


Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*


C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;


Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....


Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.


Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull
distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.


Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".


Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!


Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!


Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.


Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
is the infinite constant of no turning point.



Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL



If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!

 

[True_Snake]

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

:bah:

Some nice ones there!

Thanks Ryan :tu: !


True_Snake

 

[rcep]

your welcome
this was an old mail i receaved from a friend

 

[RJ]

If you love your domain name, let it expire.
If you catch it when it drops, it was, and always will be yours.
If it ends up with a cybersquatter, it was never yours to begin with.

 

[rcep]

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If you love your domain name, let it expire.
If you catch it when it drops, it was, and always will be yours.
If it ends up with a cybersquatter, it was never yours to begin with.

LOL guys have u got more stuff mlike the psot i posted you would like 2 share ?
the only thing in my life am not ganna let it be is having my domain expired

 

[Cobalt]

Haha, I love the Bill Gates one.....

Nice post...

Bea U tiful

 

[jamx551]

Really nice post!

Just a correction.. It should read "Physicist" not "Physician" :P

 

[trifolic]

<-------|Me

If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!

 

[domain.addict]

I think you made a little mistake there. You meant physicist not physician lol.

Oh just saw Jamx said same thing lol.

 

[rcep]

well the best best best one is bill gates thing
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