Keep the story going...

[peaches017]

I'll start it off. Keep the story going.

One day I was walking down the street when...

 

[sunken]

called his minions together, known in some circles as investors, and said "I...

 

[Untitled]

...am building my own super-sized vibrator to become richer than bill gates. What i want you to do is.........

 

[Zinc]

write me a blank cheque for R&D, cash in all your investments and wire the proceeds to my Swiss bank account, register Microhard.com, net and org, Tradmark 'Microhard Vibrators®' and get our marketing department to probe every opening while I...

 

[sunken]

go have a cup of java at the private BillBucks Coffee Shop. It was then I noticed a strange ...

 

[peaches017]

who was carrying a gun! Being the hero I am i whipped out my cellphone and called not the police, but _____ !

 

[hype]

My phone had suddenly turned into money from my radar gun, so i.........

 

[studio606]

....bought everyone a round of drinks at the local bar. I later stumbled out drunk onto the sidewalk and ran into.....

 

[nasaboy007]

the pole outside. it hurt so much that i decided to...

 

[sunken]

lay down for awhile, but then a cop walked by and said, "Hey..."

 

[nasaboy007]

Tony, I like the things you do. Hey Tony! If I could, I would be you." Then I replied, "Dude..."

 

[SpareDomains]

let me buy you a dozen glazed doughnuts mr.officer and then we will...

 

[Camron]

Talk this over while I show you my special items in my basement! So they went...

 

[nasaboy007]

to Dunkin Donuts only to find that...

 

[Camron]

There was more evil minions eating donuts! So then they...

 

[singx]

bought some croissants and a cup of coffee. Half way down...

 

[nasaboy007]

the list of donuts, I saw the Manager's Special. Now this donut wasn't just any donut, it was...

 

[Stephen]

the most delicious chocolate covered donut that you ever did see... I was waiting in the line to order one of these delicious morsels when a police officer showed up and....

 

[nasaboy007]

greeted the police officer I was treating to donuts. "Hey man!" said the other officer...

 

[khuldun]

why dont you jump in our plice car to get a free ride....

 

[cardiox]

but after already having had about a dozen free rides in the back of a police car I decided it better to...