I'm going to be a millionaire.

[creme]

If you listen to the syndicated talk show "Love Lines" with Adam Corolla and Dr. Dru - you may have heard me last night. Adam had been talking about what a great business idea "laminated porn" would be (for use in the shower, etc.) It reminded me that when I was in the Marines on ship for months at a time....we would o that by scotch taping up our porn SO........
I regged the name:
LaminatedPorn.com
Probably not worth much as juat a name - But I asked Adam to endorse me and he agreed to be my "celebrity mouthpiece."

Any thoughts?

 

[Tippy]

Go to Yahoo.com and type " GFY " in the search box, click on the first link/site you see, post it there and see what the pros have to say about "Laminated Porn" (so you can play with yourself in the shower and not get your mags wet) lol, be sure to use the same title you used here... "I'm going to be a millionaire"

I will visit that site later to see what they think/thought about it...

Mike

 

[CoolGuy]

I'll visit the site also.

 

[creme]

It's there. Let's see what they say.

 

[bigboss]

That would make a copy of Playboy
About the size of a NYC phonebook
With all that laminating and such

I would not worry about droping the soap
Dropping that on your foot would..... Ouch! Hurt

Enjoy your million

John :p

 

[Coastalguy]

:lol: bigboss!

Good-luck with it creme,
ST

 

[The Equivocate]

You, my friend, are a genious. The lamination will also protect against any other various 'stains' that may occur during the porn-viewing process :D

 

[Jeff]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :blink:

 

[OxDomains]

I think- I think... I'm gonna be sick
*puke*

 

[CoolGuy]

You'd be suprised about the places you'd find eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww.

 

[OxDomains]

I was unable to find this posted at GFY, please pm me the thread!

 

[creme]

I couldn't find it either. Last I checked, peole were saying "thanks for the idea." But it's all good. I got the name - and a c-rate celeb endorsement. I'm tying to find the best content providers now. And a good lamination machine.

 

[OxDomains]

I personally don't like this idea, but why don't you just print the smut with UV coating?

FYI reprintable content is expensive, get your own content...

 

[Anthony]

It takes a guy at sea for 6 months to come up with this?

If Tippy never did it, then I can't see this becoming popular...

 

[creme]

I'm going to:

1) Lock up the military market
2) Lock up the Frat boy market
3) Get into Spenser Gifts
4) Retire

In every market - especially a saturated market like porn - niche is the key.


I have already had offers for FREE content. Good content. For FREE web design - guys with amazing portfolios. Everyone wants to jump on the gravy train before it takes off.......

 

[OxDomains]

Originally posted by creme
I'm going to:

1) Lock up the military market
2) Lock up the Frat boy market
3) Get into Spenser Gifts
4) Retire

In every market - especially a saturated market like porn - niche is the key.


I have already had offers for FREE content. Good content. For FREE web design - guys with amazing portfolios. Everyone wants to jump on the gravy train before it takes off.......

1. I can see someone getting court-marshalled for this...
2. Frat Boys want sorority girls... (I use to be one)
3. "Spenser Gifts" ok... good luck they let about every wierd product into there store.
4. I wouldn't close my 401k just yet if I were you!

I have worked with Multi-Million dollar companies in the "Adult" industry... When I first started my journey through the print world, then I worked my way through one of the most successful and sought after multimedia providers in NY... and I know a lot of "great" designers (sorry if it sounds like bragging) none of whom work for free, no matter how good the project is, and this one is not, sorry to say! I would'nt put all my eggs in this basket, and this is definately one train I don't mind missing...

Sorry if it seems like I am flaming your post, but please take this as constructive ciritism... And I mean no offense to you, I just don't want to see you lose a bundle on this project...

The thing that I don't understand is that you have all these people offering you there services free of charge and you don't have a single coming soon page up... it's still parked... makes no sense to me.

All and all, I wish you the best of luck and prosperity! I just wanted to give you something to think about....
You know something get your site up and running, notify me; and I will buy 50 of your product and send them to our boys in Iraq in your name...!!! If you are fully functional by the end of this month.

 

[creme]

Yea - that did come off as a little "flame-ish" it's all good man. I can find fault with every company that has ever existed and every product that was ever developed. Getting a coming soon page isn't on a priority list, because I'm not trying to get any traffic to it yet. Thanks for the advice. I'll let you know when it's up.

 

[lotsofissues]

HEY!

Make sure you include optional addons.

Like an attached shower wall suction cap.

 

[cfranklin]

or ... for .30 cents ... you could go buy laminate, print out a picture from one of the billion sites on the net ... laminate it ... and well ... you know the rest ...

P.S. - how ironic is it that "CREME" had this idea ...

 

[xemiterx]

I like it and see the potential for profit But a millionaire... I wish you luck:tu: