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[S-B]

Hi everyone!

I just wanted to introduce myself.

I was a pro football player at 12. At 15 I became an Olympian. At 17 I beat the lottery, making me a billionaire. I have 6 wives, all of whom are super models. I retired, came back, retired, came back, retired, and came back just to prove I could. I also won the Nobel Peace Prize, twice, for curing cancer and being awesome.

And most importantly, I have 2 accounts on NamePros.

So, despite winning at life, I have decided to join the forum to promote myself and perform SEO services.

I know, I know. Why should I perform SEO services when I'm a baller? Well -- hell --- I just want to make up for a short comings by proving I'm relevant.

Unfortunately, instead of providing value I plan on flaming the hell out of the forum.

Don't mind me. I'm just a boss.

 

[nomen]

"I also won the Nobel Peace Prize, twice, for curing cancer and being awesome." Hah

 

[S-B]

"I also won the Nobel Peace Prize, twice, for curing cancer and being awesome." Hah

I literally taught a chimpanzee how to perform heart surgery too. Awaiting my next award.

 

[DANEYAL]

I literally taught a chimpanzee how to perform heart surgery too. Awaiting my next award.

They may say it is just not enough You always have to do more.

 

[domainerfella]

Ha ha, "I know" the story, but before commenting anything moderator came and requested to avoid personal attacks. Lol. "I know" to write essays and I have invented the microprocessor back in 1945, and I am living in 2040 already. You all are loosers!

 

[S-B]

Ha ha, "I know" the story, but before commenting anything moderator came and requested to avoid personal attacks. Lol. "I know" to write essays and I have invented the microprocessor back in 1945, and I am living in 2040 already. You all are loosers!

I brought Gandhi back to life just so he could write my ethics paper.

 

[domainerfella]

I think I am losing out big $$$$

 

[briguy]

Can you time travel?

 

[S-B]

Can you time travel?

Of course not but 20 years ago I patented the science.

 

[ulterios]

Of course not but 20 years ago I patented the science.

Damn Shane, I've been looking into that tech! I might have to make you an offer on that patent!