Got this one today:
> Working people frequently ask retired people what
> they do to make their days interesting.
>
> I went to the store the other day. I was only in
> there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was
> a cop writing out a parking ticket.
>
> I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
> about giving a senior a break?"
>
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
>
> He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
> So I called him a piece of crap. He finished the second
> ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
> started writing a third ticket.
>
> This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I
> abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
>
> I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
>
> I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
> It's important at my age.
> Working people frequently ask retired people what
> they do to make their days interesting.
>
> I went to the store the other day. I was only in
> there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was
> a cop writing out a parking ticket.
>
> I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
> about giving a senior a break?"
>
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
>
> He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
> So I called him a piece of crap. He finished the second
> ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
> started writing a third ticket.
>
> This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I
> abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
>
> I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
>
> I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
> It's important at my age.
