Free gmail/orkut/mywallop/30gigs invites

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hi,

i still got so many invites for gmail.com i want to contribute it here as free:
http://www.gmail.com/

and for http://www.30gigs.com
http://www.orkut.com/http://www.orcut.com/
http://www.mywallop.com/

the catch: hmm just be a friend to me that's all, plus 1 liner joke ( i may or may not publish it in my jokes newsletter) so if not orig. joke, just include the url for the joke. that's about it!

for orkut.com/orcut.com
orkut needs first name/lastname/email address im not sure if aliases can be accepted.

others just email address. post on this thread if you so want,
i'll contact you later with other closed social networking group and include you in my personal/private mailing list just for that purpose. but if you don't want it's alright with me still the invites are free, just indicate you want free invites but you don't want mailing list.

for example:
want: free orkut
email: [email protected]
name: william nabaza
mailing list: don't want
joke: Have you seen my beard above my eyes? Answer: Yes of course i can see it when Im upside down <<corny joke from me - sample only>>
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or
want: free gmail invite
email: [email protected]
mailing list: yes i want it.
joke: Have you seen my beard above my eyes? Answer: Yes of course i can see it when Im upside down <<corny joke from me - sample only>>

Updates:
30gigs.com is now open for all no need for invites