First 11 Funny Jokes Gets Domains

[athletec64]

Post a funny joke (funny in my opinion, and preferably one i haven't heard) and if i say your joke is funny enough, you can claim any domain (at domainsite). Btw, i would prefer if the joke was not just blatantly copy and pasted

californiashops.info
texasshops.info
rottenegg.info - taken by antman
floridashops.info
illinoisschools.info
newjerseyschools.info
palebrown.info
palepink.info - taken by veryboredme
virginiaschools.info
massachusettsschools.info
connecticutschools.info

 

[VYFX]

Person 1: Who's the highest paid comedian in the world?
Me: Who?
Person 1: George Bush.

 

[Milesb]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

 

[opio]

Are you still giving domains away for the contest?

 

[Broker]

A fly walks into a bar :]

LOL, just made that up :lol:

 

[discented]

Theres two blondes doing some home remodeling on their house. So the one goes up on the ladder with her hammer and nails and starts nailing on the trim while the other girl steadies the latter.

So she is nailing picks up another nail looks at it and throws it over her shoulder. Picks up another and nails it in and nails in another then throws the next one over her shoulder. The girl steadying the latter asks "Why do you keep throwing nails down?" and the blonde on the latter repilies "Cause they put the head on the wrong side" Then the blonde steadying the latter respondes " No silly, those are for the other side of the house!".

 

[tm]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

 

[GFXNow]

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu!

 

[0lgi]

A Secretary asks her director:

S : Boss , What you want as a password for your email?
Boss : DIC*
S : Password Too Short :D

Olgi

 

[khin007]

sardar got invitation for party,they told u must put brown tie only ,sardar went to party,he was shocked,others are wearing pant and shirt also.

I need floridashops.info ,if i selected

 

[pixelhero]

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

 

[WilliamKeller]

Funny Joke

Three men get sent to the underworld.
It is covered in ducks, yes ducks.
There is a large sign that says "Don't Step on the Ducks!!!"
The first man is stupid.
He steps on a duck and laughs.
He gets chained to a ferocious milkmaid that beats him over the head with her bucket for all of eternity.
The second man is smarter, but he still accidentally trips and squishes a duck.
He is chained to a ferocious Amazon woman who attacks him with her sword for all of eternity.
Now the third man is very intelligent/coordinated and doesn't step on any ducks.
He is taken and chained to a beutiful nude woman for all of eternity.
He says "Wow!!! What did I do to deserve this!!!!!!!!"
To which the woman replies, " I don't know about you, but I think I stepped on a duck. :lol:

 

[believe]

How to Annoy Bathroom Friends!!!!

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

 

[smilgy]

if this is still open...
wat r the two similaritys with micheal jackson and a plastic bag?
























both r plastic and they both r not alowed near children :D

if its funny can i have palebrown.info