(greeting from Finland)
Finnish weather explained
+15ยฐC / 59ยฐF
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10ยฐC / 50ยฐF
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5ยฐC / 41ยฐF
Italian cars won't start.
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0ยฐC / 32ยฐF
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.
-5ยฐC / 23ยฐF
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.
-10ยฐC / 14ยฐF
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.
-20ยฐC / -4ยฐF
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30ยฐC / -22ยฐF
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40ยฐC / -40ยฐF
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".
-50ยฐC / -58ยฐF
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60ยฐC / -76ยฐF
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70ยฐC / -94ยฐF
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
-183ยฐC / -297.4ยฐF
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273ยฐC / -459.4ยฐF
All atom-based movent halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
-300ยฐC / -508ยฐF
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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