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One day three couples in a minivan are heading to Yellowstone National Park on a vacation. One couple is from Nebraska, one is from Kansas, and one is from Iowa. They stop at a little cafe on the side of the road for breakfast.

Their waitress serves them their food, and the husband from Nebraska says, "could you pass the honey, honey?" to whom his wife, hands over the honey.

Then, the husband from Kansas says " Could you pass the sugar, sugar?" and she passes him the sugar.

The Iowan husband sits there for a minute, then looks at his wife and says "Wanna pass me the bacon, pig?"
 
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Hey - I'm from Nebraska (and Iowa). Love the Nebraska one - hate the Iowa one. :)

dgridley said:
One day three couples in a minivan are heading to Yellowstone National Park on a vacation. One couple is from Nebraska, one is from Kansas, and one is from Iowa. They stop at a little cafe on the side of the road for breakfast.

Their waitress serves them their food, and the husband from Nebraska says, "could you pass the honey, honey?" to whom his wife, hands over the honey.

Then, the husband from Kansas says " Could you pass the sugar, sugar?" and she passes him the sugar.

The Iowan husband sits there for a minute, then looks at his wife and says "Wanna pass me the bacon, pig?"
 
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Lol, I lived in Nebraska for a couple months.. and I go to the casinos in Council Bluffs so I'm a resident by default.

daddypi said:
Hey - I'm from Nebraska (and Iowa). Love the Nebraska one - hate the Iowa one. :)
 
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Lol :yell:
 
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hehe
kinda
 
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:lol:nice one...hehe
 
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he he funny :p
 
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The site came with 600 jokes pre-installed with the script.. I need more jokes in the other categories and funny pictures! But there are some good ones there!

majinbuu1023 said:
LMFAO... LMFAO... you must have a good joke site, Dave... I am DEFINATLY checking it out
 
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