- Impact
- 16,250
Bills Plan:
Replace all female flight attendants with good-lookin' strippers! What
the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double,
triple,perhaps quadruple the !! this software is not allowed !! consumption and get a "party atmosphere"
going in the cabin.Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Replace all female flight attendants with good-lookin' strippers! What
the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double,
triple,perhaps quadruple the !! this software is not allowed !! consumption and get a "party atmosphere"
going in the cabin.Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
