Bill Gates Dies...

[dgridley]

Well, not really.. here's another joke from my Jokes site:

Bill Gates dies and is up at the pearly gates.
St Peter: Well, you've got a choice. Have a look around here. Pop down to Hell and see what Satan has to offer. Check us out, and then let me know your decision.
Bill has a look around heaven. Lots's of somber people singing hymns, praising the Lord .
He goes down to Hell. There are beautiful beaches, lots of sun, sand, attractive women . Long cool drinks that never get you drunk. He loves it. He goes back to St Peter.
Gates: Look, I know you're really doing good things here, but Hell seems more with it. More my kind of scene, you know what I mean? No hard feelings, but I pick Hell.
St Peter: No worries. You've got it.
Bill finds himself back in Hell, neck deep in fire and brimstone, suffering eternal torment. He can't figure it out.
Gates: Hey! St Peter! Where are the beautiful girls and long beaches and cool drinks?
St Peter: Sorry if you got confused, That was just the beta version

 

[def1]

lol too funny, great joke

 

[Maverick]

HaHaHa! Hell looks good on him... LOL!

Thanks for yet another good chuckle dgridley.

 

[Rom]

Aww you scared me lol

 

[RegFee]

good one.
You certainly know what to say to get people to read your threads....

 

[def1]

where are these jokes from?

 

[dgridley]

Look at my SIG

where are these jokes from?

Hehe.. that's called a "lead in".. Journalism 101

good one.
You certainly know what to say to get people to read your threads....

 

[def1]

thats a good site dgridley, how mny jokes you get a day

 

[italks]

nice one.

 

[jon]

Thats rubbish.

 

[Sabre]

:lol:

Great joke David :D

 

[daddypi]

Hey - it's true. What goes around comes around.

 

[gchick]

ahahaha!!:lol: i thought it was real

 

[daddypi]

ahahaha!!:lol: i thought it was real

If it was real - you'd see 50 threads opened already.

 

[OvenMitt]

Suckered into reading this one
Should have known it was the break-room

 

[commes]

lol nice, your the best at getting people to read your threads lol

 

[faisj]

Lol

 

[Momo]

Lol, I read another version of it before, instead of beta, it was screensaver.

 

[daddypi]

Suckered into reading this one
Should have known it was the break-room

Even if it would have been true, the post would have still been in the break room. :p

 

[RegFee]

One I just read is a story of a guy walking around heaven and he sees Bill Clinton chained to a 90 year old, huge, ugly, barely human "woman". He asks Bill why, and he says I committed many sins when I was alive, and now I'm paying for it. So he keeps walking and sees Elvis chained to something just as ugly. He asks why and he says "I committed a lot of sins when I was a live, and now I have to pay". The guy keeps walking and sees Bill Gates chained to 2 bombshell blondes, perfect figures, barely clothed, every man's dream. The guy asks bill why he is chained to these gorgeous women, and he says, "I committed a lot of sins when I was alive..."