Are You Being Funny????

[ashaw]

For all you jokers on this forum.. here is the latest contest designed and made my Domainsell1387.

Do you know any really good jokes? If so...

Here is how to play.

Each joke you submit will be 25NP$. You may submit as many jokes as you would like. Jokes have no boundries... but lets try to keep them somewhat clean for those youngsters in here. I will be sure that those who post pay their NP$.Those who dont will be disreguarded in the pole. Please do not submit a joke if you do not intend on paying your NP$ right away...

On January 21, which is about 8 days away... I will create a poll in the break room for all of namepros to choose the best and funniest joke.

Guide lines will be set for the actual pole... to make sure its done fairly and honestly.

Winner will receive 50% of all NP$ raised.​

Whats good about this contest?
There are no numbers you will need to keep track of.
The pole will be held to the public, therefore It will be done fairly and honestly.

This contest is intended to be fun... Anyone who wants it to be otherwise, please do not post. :talk:

Lets laugh and have a good time :lol:
​

Andrew

Contest Now Open!!!!

 

[superprogrammer]

One doubt,
The joke should be my own or I can get it from anywhere over the net and post it here?
Thanks for clarification
www.Letslol.com
:lol:

 

[webuyhosts]

First Joke

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes around the
house and into the backyard and sees a handsome Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars", says the owner.
The guy says, "This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff." :lol:

 

[ashaw]

Any joke superprogrammer...

webuyhosts dont forget to send your NP$

 

[ashaw]

hmmm

 

[ashaw]

admins... please close this thread