Who's on First?

[Kenny]

Sorry LeeRyder, but seriously....
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Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

And this schumck gets to appoint TWO supreme court justices...

Peace, kp

All this needs is, and stay with me here kids,
A bat and cost sell low to make it perfect.

 

[ThreeD]

lol no comment Was a good laugh though..

 

[gchick]

that was amusing....

 

[HHDomains]

And this schumck gets to appoint TWO supreme court justices...

For God's sake, please don't tell me you thought this was a real conversation.

 

[spy69]

This is freaking funny. A+

 

[Kenny]

Of course it's real, it came off the
internet... sheesh
I think it was copied right off
the oval office security tapes...
Really, he's not that bright and
I know he likes cream in his kofi
or coffee I mean.

 

[TheOwner]

I like Bush/support him...
...but YES this was FUNNY lolol!

 

[GJ]

On the subject of George Bush, has anyone noticed that he can't say "W"?
He says it "double ewww."

"double ewww, double ewww, double ewww dott"

 

[HHDomains]

Yesterday when he was talking about websites it sounded more like:
doubleya
doubleya
doubleya

 

[ThreeD]

Yesterday when he was talking about websites it sounded more like:
doubleya
doubleya
doubleya

:lol: I was thinking the same thing when I heard him say that last night..

 

[Cobalt]

Lol....Thats cool...Hu, NO WHO .... Lol...Interesting read.

 

[Lyte]

Cute.

Hey, he's a Texan through and through. They all say "Doubleya!" :D

 

[rtonia]

doubleya doubleya doubleya dot namepros dot com

Sounds awkward.

 

[00AK00]

Weird but funny!HAHHA