Don't know if this has made the rounds yet, but just opened this and thought it worthy of passing along:
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We
have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you
how tough it is to be single nowadays.
This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience
to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There's absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so leaned
her butt to rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about what is taking so long with a reply that indeed, she was freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance.
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a real problem. Both agd it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be pants down.
And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment - - - -This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off.
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We
have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you
how tough it is to be single nowadays.
This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience
to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There's absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so leaned
her butt to rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about what is taking so long with a reply that indeed, she was freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance.
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a real problem. Both agd it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be pants down.
And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment - - - -This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off.
