auction Um.wtf

[antitheft]

Registrar: Uniregistrar Corp / siteground.com
Transfer : Registrar transfer
Expiration date: 10/21/2016
Auction start @ 10$
Increment : 5 $ or more
Auction end date: 192 hours after last bid
Payment by Paypal
BIN: $30,000


Now, the synopsis....

This one is uber brandable here people. This has the future adults written all over it. Basically oozing with potential "it factor" from every angle. Guaranteed you'll be LYFAO directly to the bank where you'll be all "OMG I'm like SofaKing.rich yo!!" And then I'll be all "I know right? I'm all like um.WTF I told you.

But seriously, just picture it. It will be like a cross between urban dictionary and Google translate. I don't know of a more fitting name for such an innovation yet, imo.

Decoding ebonics and sexts in real time. It's where old people go to discreetly decipher their teens sexts.... Yeah, the girls all on the phone... She's like, I can't believe my own parents um.wtf'd me!! That's like such an invasion of my personal space.....

Here's the slogan....

Um.wtf..... Dont tell em, dey too old. Dont tell em. They ain't down. Dont tell em dont tell em. You aint eein gotta tell em. Don't tell em.

And then it will jump to a clip of some mom Jean wearing nosy mom all index-finger typing in "d-t-f" from her kids iphone onto her huge old dialup desktop from the nineties... And then it all plays that old person dialup sound as its "buffering".... and then it shows the um.wtf logo and a valley girl announces um.wtf in the background.

 

[Beezy]

So wait is this for auction or something?

I'll bid $10 to start it off and hit reserve.

 

[antitheft]

Yeah... Unless I messed something up.

 

[Domainzy]

Yeah... Unless I messed something up.

How long is the auction?

What are the bid increments?

When does the domain expire?

Is there a BIN?

 

[antitheft]

I updated post. Not sure if my incriment schedule is allowed or not. And not sure what a BIN is, sorry.

 

[Eric Lyon]

Please update your thread to include an auction End date.

A BIN = "BUY IT NOW" price. You are not required to have a BIN if you don't want one.

Thanks,

 

[NamesMax]

30

 

[antitheft]

bump (updated auction)

 

[Beezy]

35.

 

[kellie]

$40

 

[Beezy]

um wtf happened to this auction. Is it over?

I wish op bumped it when there was time left so i could bid.

putting $45 here just in case it's still going.

 

[antitheft]

Bump.

It's still going.

 

[Domainzy]

192 hours after last bid?

Was the end time edited?

 

[kellie]

Kind of an insane time frame.

 

[kellie]

$50

 

[Mister Liquid]

What is the renewal cost for this domain?

 

[antitheft]

I'm not sure. But I guess I was confused about the end date. I never posted an end date so IMO this auction is void because there was never an end date.

 

[Eric Lyon]

I'm not sure. But I guess I was confused about the end date. I never posted an end date so IMO this auction is void because there was never an end date.

If an end date isn't specified, the default 72 hours after last bid end time as outlined in the rules applies.

6.2.5. Each domain and website auction must have the required information: domain, registrar, expiration date if rule 6.1.6 applies, starting bid (default: $1), bid increments (default: $1), specific end time (default: 72 hours after last bid), and payment options.

 

[Beezy]

Pretty sure the original end date was 96 hours (4 days). Maybe the mods can see the edit history?

 

[kellie]

Um.wtf indeed... Your original post states 192 hours after last bid.

That should make me the winner.

I certainly hope you don't intend to try to get out of this transaction.