auction Um.wtf

[antitheft]

Registrar: Uniregistrar Corp / siteground.com
Transfer : Registrar transfer
Expiration date: 10/21/2016
Auction start @ 10$
Increment : 5 $ or more
Auction end date: 192 hours after last bid
Payment by Paypal
BIN: $30,000


Now, the synopsis....

This one is uber brandable here people. This has the future adults written all over it. Basically oozing with potential "it factor" from every angle. Guaranteed you'll be LYFAO directly to the bank where you'll be all "OMG I'm like SofaKing.rich yo!!" And then I'll be all "I know right? I'm all like um.WTF I told you.

But seriously, just picture it. It will be like a cross between urban dictionary and Google translate. I don't know of a more fitting name for such an innovation yet, imo.

Decoding ebonics and sexts in real time. It's where old people go to discreetly decipher their teens sexts.... Yeah, the girls all on the phone... She's like, I can't believe my own parents um.wtf'd me!! That's like such an invasion of my personal space.....

Here's the slogan....

Um.wtf..... Dont tell em, dey too old. Dont tell em. They ain't down. Dont tell em dont tell em. You aint eein gotta tell em. Don't tell em.

And then it will jump to a clip of some mom Jean wearing nosy mom all index-finger typing in "d-t-f" from her kids iphone onto her huge old dialup desktop from the nineties... And then it all plays that old person dialup sound as its "buffering".... and then it shows the um.wtf logo and a valley girl announces um.wtf in the background.

 

[kellie]

For what it's worth: The eight day auction was what was listed when I bid.

 

[antitheft]

I updated it from 96 to 192 after posting the auction. I believe that was on the 26th or 27th. Upon realizing how valuable the domain was and comparing that to the small amount of bids I was receiving, I decided to cancel the auction because I am not interested in selling an $8000 domain for $50 for obvious reasons. Then I found out I have sinus cancer and I'm in the process of moving while scheduling face surgery. So sorry for not keeping better tabs on this auction. Life happens. Because I will probably be dead in 6 months or less, I have no other option but to hold onto this domain as its all I have worth value to leave to my child when I die. So yes. I'm disputing it and risking being kicked off of namepros. Sorry.

 

[Eric Lyon]

@antitheft - It saddens me that you have decided not to honor this auction. As outlined in our policy and already explained to you I am forced to proceed with disciplinary actions.

@ Everyone - I apologize to all the bidders that wanted this domain and it's my hopes that we can prevent this type of thing from happening again by penalizing sellers that display this type of business practice.

Thread closed and infraction will be issue momentarily.