Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't

[AHA7]

Hello,

Just wanted to share this joke:

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.


:lol:

 

[will7]

:lol: Number 6 and 1 are absolutely hilarious! Though they're all good :tu:

 

[liam_d]

hahaha nice one!

 

[Kenny]

Four words every golfer hates to hear?

"It's still your shot"

 

[kev]

im a massive golf player and yesterday i hit some old guy with a ball from about 200 yards. i was in shock as it flew towards him and didnt shout four Next thing i know he is flat out on the green. i seriously thought i had killed him but he got up a few seconds later, much to my relief :hehe:

 

[GoPC]

I hit a TRUCK last weekend! Seriously, this course has a Tee Box point off the fiarway left and the pin is dogleg right. The whole thing is odd. Not to mention the ROAD running along Fairway Left. Well, as luck would have it, I tried for a Slice but got a Hook instead and BAM! Put a massive dimple in the front left fender of a Ford F350.

Lucky, the guy was pretty cool about it. Complained a little about the course design and then made a joke about the damage being worse if it were a Dodge. LOL!

Anyway, no body shots for me but I got me a truck! :D

GoPC

 

[Joey]

:lol:

 

[AMDWarrior]

As being an advid golfer I feel all of your pains, lol Been there done that!

 

[kev]

As being an advid golfer I feel all of your pains, lol Been there done that!

lol, thats why we love the game so much.

The region I am in there is on average a golf course every 3 miles :hehe: Play on carnoustie (used in The Open) every weekend, and i didnt like the pros dissing the course, as that was the open where the winner shot +5 (paul lawrie i seem to remember)

 

[Michelle]

Funny :imho:

 

[Grey_OwL]

This sounds like last year but still funny.