Located in The Break Room started by DU, Jun 27, 2012.
Flat Earth Women lol
The Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission (ACIC) conducts regular monitoring of wastewater, to track the levels of substances in the sewerage. This seventh report covers 54% of the Australian population - about 12.6 million people, with monitoring occurring at fifty wastewater treatment plants across the country.
The data reveals that in regional Australia the average use of methamphetamine, oxycodone, fentanyl, MDMA, cannabis, alcohol and nicotine outstripped capital city consumption.
I went to the grocery store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket for an expired parking meter.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a man a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having parked partially on the pavement!!
So I called him a son of a mutant pig.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes and the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn.
My car was parked around the corner...
A gorilla's hands vs. human hands
Time for a BACON post....
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