Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

[Gene]

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

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1) Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
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2) Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk IS it anyway?
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4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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9) Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?






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[mis_chiff]

I have a sore rib from coughing (I have a cold)

NOW IT'S BROKEN FROM LAUGHING!!!

That was a great start to my morning Gene, thanks

 

[Peter]

lol very good gene.

 

[Michelle]

:yell: :yell: Really funny.. Thanks for the giggle :yell: :yell:

 

[htmlindex]

:lol: Thanks for the laughs

 

[Niek]

Lol @ 3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk IS it anyway? :p

 

[Mike]

That was probably the best laugh i've had in a while ...

M.

 

[coyote_tls]

lol, nice one gene thanks for the laugh

 

[netzilla]

OMG! LOL! Great monday funnies!

I can relate to the farting one..my dog always give me that look

 

[maximum]

We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

Almost sounds like the dog is declaring himself the boss

 

[Phoebe_]

lol lol.. now I know what dogs are thinking!:lol:

 

[Jeff]

Classic! :lol:

Thanks, Mr. Gene.
-Jeff

 

[weblord]

this is an eye opener for me