Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,"What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever # 5
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up : "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever # 6
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire : "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer : "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire : "A Billionaire"
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,"What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever # 5
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up : "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever # 6
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire : "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer : "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire : "A Billionaire"
