Some of the Best 'Out of Office' Automatic email Replies

[liquidcherry]

Got this in an email:

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you,
But I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation.
Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email.
Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection.
Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me.
Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave.


Cheers,

Frank

 

[DotUSDomains]

Nice,

#10's a good 1

 

[Kate]

Nice ones

 

[Corey]

They're very funny Frank...thanx for the laughs

Cheers
Corey

 

[htmlindex]

LOL, there are some really funny ones there.

 

[liquidcherry]

i actually love #3 the most !

Cheers


Frank

 

[James]

You always seem to come across some weird but funny things.


I love no. 3

 

[Albino]

some decent ones in there, I like 10 and 3 (like most people in this thread, it appears)

 

[xraider]

Funny lines!

 

[AndyR]

A real one, this is true.

I mailed a contact in France who I worked with a few years ago and got the response

I am out of the office from ..........2008 until ...August 2014, please contact.........in my absence .............etc.

You get the idea, funny or what. I do not have his pnone number or I would ring him.

Andyr

 

[Keral_Patel]

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave.

Most hilarious :D

 

[dmi]

Hehe. Number 5. is the best!

 

[Phoebe_]

lol, number 3 is just creepy:D

 

[wikes82]

I love number 6,
I wonder if anyone actually restart his computer before resending the e-mail..

 

[networkmsia]

very good ones. thanks for sharing :D

 

[Mike]

:tu: another nice find.

*note to self; expect unreasonable auto responders from Frank*

M.

 

[liquidcherry]

:tu: another nice find.

*note to self; expect unreasonable auto responders from Frank*

M.

LOL, just try me, hehehehe

Cheers

Frank

 

[dgridley]

Funny! :D

 

[weblord]

i like this one.

5. Thank you for your email.
Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.