information SI = Stupid Intelligence

[NoBS]

Here’s a collection of SI expansions to poke fun at the grandiosity of renaming AI to “Super Intelligence”.

The blunt and the stupid

- Stupid Intelligence
- Silly Intelligence
- Shallow Intelligence
- Second-rate Intelligence
- Self-important Intelligence
- Superficial Intelligence
- Supposed Intelligence
- Suspect Intelligence
- Substandard Intelligence
- Seriously Inflated
- Spectacularly Incompetent
- Synthetic Idiocy

The ego and vanity collection

- Self-Important Intelligence
- Superiority Inflation
- Supreme Insecurity
- Status-seeking Intelligence
- Self-Image Intelligence
- Smugness Incorporated
- Self-Indulgent Intelligence
- Silicon Inferiority — for people compensating for their technology's perceived shortcomings
- Sycophantic Intelligence
- Supreme Ignorance

The corporate hype collection

- Sales Intelligence
- Shareholder Imagination
- Speculative Intelligence
- Substance-free Innovation
- Strategic Inflation
- Silicon Illusions
- Superlative Inflation
- Semantics Inflation
- Startup Incantation
- Slogan Intelligence

The philosophical and technically pointed ones

- Semantic Inflation — changing the label without changing the thing.
- Self-proclaimed Intelligence — superintelligence by declaration.
- Status Invention — inventing a prestigious category to occupy.
- Substantively Identical — same technology, different name.
- Superiority Illusion — confusing a claim of superiority with evidence of it.
- Speculative Intelligence — treating a future possibility as a present reality.
- Simulated Importance — manufacturing prestige through terminology.
- Signalling Intelligence — signalling technological supremacy rather than demonstrating it.

The especially savage ones

- Stupidity Incarnate
- Supreme Idiocy
- Self-delusion Incorporated
- Supremely Insecure
- Superiority-Induced Idiocy
- Stupidity in Infinity
- Sycophants' Invention
- Super Ego Intelligence
- Silly Inflatedness
- Seriously, It's AI

 

[NoBS]

Title should have read SI = Stupid Idiot

 

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[linkflow]

How about “Still Iterating”? It keeps the joke aimed at the gap between a bold label and a finished product. A name is easy to upgrade. Reliable results take more work.