I have always liked the quote "Because Allah loves wonderous varieties." from the movie "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"...
Azeem: Salaam, little one. Small Girl: Did God paint you? Azeem: Did God paint me? [laughs] For certain. Small Girl: Why? Azeem: Because Allah loves wonderous varieties. You see, that is why your hair is brown and your-- Friar Tuck: Keep thy heathen words away from the ears of this innocent or youll answer to me. You know nothing of our God. Azeem: Is not Allah the god of Abraham as is your God? Friar Tuck: Don't trick me with twists of the devil's tongue. Come, child, come.