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The Resume of Jesus Christ
-- Author Unknown
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible
Keywords: Jesus Christ, Lord & Savior
My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call
me Lord! I've sent you my resume because
I'm seeking the top management position
in your heart. Please consider my
accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications:
• I founded the earth and established
the heavens (see Proverbs 3:19).
• I formed man from the dust of the
ground (see Genesis 2:7).
• I breathed into man the breath of life
(see Genesis 2:7).
• I redeemed man from the curse of the
law (see Galatians 3:13).
• The blessings of the Abrahamic
Covenant comes upon your life through me
(see Galatians 3:14).
Occupational Background:
• I've only had one employer (see Luke
2:49).
• I've never been tardy, absent,
disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
• My employer has nothing but rave
reviews for me (see Matthew 3:15-17).
Skills & Work Experiences:
• Some of my skills and work experiences
include: empowering the poor to be poor
no more, healing the brokenhearted,
setting the captives free, healing the
sick, restoring sight to the blind and
setting at liberty them that are bruised
(see Luke 4:18).
• I am a Wonderful Counselor (see Isaiah
9:6). People who Listen to me shall
dwell safely and shall not fear evil
(see Proverbs 1:33).
• Most importantly, I have the
authority, ability & power to cleanse
you of your sins (see I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background:
• I encompass the entire breadth &
length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding (see Proverbs 2:6).
• In me are hid all of the treasures of
wisdom and knowledge (see Colossians 2:3).
• My Word is so powerful; it has been
described as being a lamp unto your feet
and a lamp unto your path (see Psalms
119:105).
• I can even tell you all of the secrets
of your heart (see Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments:
• I was an active participant in the
greatest Summit Meeting of all times
(see Genesis 1:26).
• I laid down my life so that you may
live (see II Corinthians 5:15).
• I defeated the archenemy of God and
mankind & made a show of them openly
(see Colossians 2:15).
• I've miraculously fed the poor, healed
the sick and raised the dead!
• There are many more major
accomplishments, too many to mention
here. You can read them on my website,
which is located at: www dot - the
BIBLE. You don't need an Internet
connection or computer to access my website.
References:
• Believers and followers worldwide will
testify to my divine healings,
salvation, deliverance, miracles,
restoration and supernatural guidance.
In Summation:
Now that you've read my resume, I'm
confident that I'm the only candidate
uniquely qualified to fill this vital
position in your heart. In summation, I
will properly direct your paths (see
Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into
everlasting life (see John 6:47). When
can I start? Time is of the essence (see
Hebrews 3:15).
The Resume of Jesus Christ
-- Author Unknown
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible
Keywords: Jesus Christ, Lord & Savior
My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call
me Lord! I've sent you my resume because
I'm seeking the top management position
in your heart. Please consider my
accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications:
• I founded the earth and established
the heavens (see Proverbs 3:19).
• I formed man from the dust of the
ground (see Genesis 2:7).
• I breathed into man the breath of life
(see Genesis 2:7).
• I redeemed man from the curse of the
law (see Galatians 3:13).
• The blessings of the Abrahamic
Covenant comes upon your life through me
(see Galatians 3:14).
Occupational Background:
• I've only had one employer (see Luke
2:49).
• I've never been tardy, absent,
disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
• My employer has nothing but rave
reviews for me (see Matthew 3:15-17).
Skills & Work Experiences:
• Some of my skills and work experiences
include: empowering the poor to be poor
no more, healing the brokenhearted,
setting the captives free, healing the
sick, restoring sight to the blind and
setting at liberty them that are bruised
(see Luke 4:18).
• I am a Wonderful Counselor (see Isaiah
9:6). People who Listen to me shall
dwell safely and shall not fear evil
(see Proverbs 1:33).
• Most importantly, I have the
authority, ability & power to cleanse
you of your sins (see I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background:
• I encompass the entire breadth &
length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding (see Proverbs 2:6).
• In me are hid all of the treasures of
wisdom and knowledge (see Colossians 2:3).
• My Word is so powerful; it has been
described as being a lamp unto your feet
and a lamp unto your path (see Psalms
119:105).
• I can even tell you all of the secrets
of your heart (see Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments:
• I was an active participant in the
greatest Summit Meeting of all times
(see Genesis 1:26).
• I laid down my life so that you may
live (see II Corinthians 5:15).
• I defeated the archenemy of God and
mankind & made a show of them openly
(see Colossians 2:15).
• I've miraculously fed the poor, healed
the sick and raised the dead!
• There are many more major
accomplishments, too many to mention
here. You can read them on my website,
which is located at: www dot - the
BIBLE. You don't need an Internet
connection or computer to access my website.
References:
• Believers and followers worldwide will
testify to my divine healings,
salvation, deliverance, miracles,
restoration and supernatural guidance.
In Summation:
Now that you've read my resume, I'm
confident that I'm the only candidate
uniquely qualified to fill this vital
position in your heart. In summation, I
will properly direct your paths (see
Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into
everlasting life (see John 6:47). When
can I start? Time is of the essence (see
Hebrews 3:15).
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