[resolved] 200NP$! - Suggest a good name for my iPod engraving!

[Daniel]

200NP$! - Suggest a good name for my iPod engraving!

Hi there!

:hi:

I need a good suggestion of what to have engraved on the back of my iPod. There is 200NP$ up for grabs for the best lines.

You get 2 lines, each of 28 characters I believe, and I want funny suggestions. 200NP$ to the winner. Infinite entries! :tu:

Please no-one saying "It'll lower my resell value" - I know it will, and I don't frankly care. :hehe:

Let it begin! (Unique suggestions only please! No copying from anywhere else, my Googling skills are good and I'll track you down :hehe: :imho: )

Dan!

 

[exponent]

"Enjoy the Anthrax" (could be taken two ways since Anthrax is a band)

 

[Morph]

DanTIN's iPod brings are the girls to the yard
I'd teach you but I'd have to charge

 

[Electric-Shadow]

" what are you looking at? "

" engraving is ipod cruelty "

" crap song warning "

 

[PeterBrown]

Dan's Loud Trash Notes - DanLTN

 

[Daniel]

Dan's Loud Trash Notes - DanLTN

Err... Interesting in all fairness!

 

[notlikeyou]

easy there fella... don't make me put Yanni on repeat

 

[Wyatt]

"I engraved this with my bare hands".

 

[rupert]

Caution: If Swallowed, Seek Medical Advice Immediately.

(that should have been entirely in caps)



or how about

"DO NOT INGEST"

(again, fully in caps)

 

[ivoy]

I got a couple for ya:

"Happy Birthday, Dan!
~ Bill Gates & Family"

"Dan, it was the most romantic evening ever.
~ Love, Pamela Anderson"

"Music is the language of the heart,
I am the translator"

"I May be Small, but I've Got a Big Disk!"

"I Support Filesharing -
- Stolen iTunes Inside"

"Warning: Contains Yanni"

"Found bootlegs?!
Return to Metallica"

"You have 60 minutes to return me back to Dan"

"All the buttons are on the other side, you dope!"

 

[deleted984054565403]

I like the traditional "Thou shalt not steal."

Alternatively, "This iPod will self-destruct in 60 seconds of being found."

 

[thetux]

"Where words fail, music speaks."

=)

 

[wisedude]

Here's one I found: "Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help"

 

[mis_chiff]

"Turn me over and turn me on" ...

 

[Krossat]

"...and i thought u were straight" :\

 

[mis_chiff]

"...and i thought u were straight" :\

I hope your talking about the IPod

 

[Krossat]

lmfao
but of course !!! :red:

I hope your talking about the IPod

 

[exponent]

"OHH GOD!"

then, underneath..

"ENGRAVING HURTS!!"

 

[briman1970]

REWARD For Returning My iPod
Please Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx

I know this is not funny, but if I owned an iPod, this is what I would have engraved on it.

 

[Cray]

"Look up its the iPod logo" then underneath
"Don't ask for monies!"