Paris Hilton Seizes Bathroom

[dgridley]

Paris Hilton reportedly landed her helicopter on a German farm so she could use the restroom, and had her security stop the family from entering their own house so she could pee in peace.

A source told Britain's More magazine: "She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the loo." The star then allegedly spent another ten minutes on the startled farmer's porch, so she could smoke a cigarette. The unnamed farmer said: "She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather."

So this guy is minding his own business riding tractors and picking weeds and doing whatever else it is that farmers do when all of a sudden Paris Hilton flies in on her helicopter, kicks him out of his house, and uses his bathroom. She's like a superhero, only instead of swooping in and saving lives she commandeers toilets and gets all huffy when her helicopter pilot misses and doesn't smoosh the German farmer the way she ordered him to.

www.thesuperficial.com

 

[Joseph]

I would have taken the baseball bat out - you can defend your property with force cant you?

 

[AdoptableDomains]

I would have taken the baseball bat out - you can defend your property with force cant you?

He should have insisted it was a pay toilet, and charged the pilot a landing fee as well. Better yet, if she comandeered the whole house, we have home rental. Don't her parents charge premium prices for renting a room at the Hilton?

 

[DN Tycoon]

I'd sue for every last penny I could get from that twig.

 

[-db-]

Is there a level of being spoiled, that's beyond spoiled rotten?

What would we call that?

 

[mis_chiff]

He should have insisted it was a pay toilet, and charged the pilot a landing fee as well. Better yet, if she comandeered the whole house, we have home rental. Don't her parents charge premium prices for renting a room at the Hilton?

She probably would have slithered under the door if she had to pay to use the toilet :hehe:

 

[-db-]

Spoiled silly? No...

Spoiled stupid? Hmmm, maybe...

Give me time, I will figure it out.

 

[dgridley]

From what I hear, she has a bladder the size of a pea.. she's peed in a cab before and had to butt in line numerous times in clubs to use the bathroom.

 

[DN Tycoon]

It must be nice to wake up every morning knowing you have no real obligations to anything or anyone and your biggest decision is Italy or France for breakfast....

spoiled stinkin rotten

 

[sdtrader]

No one would do that really and still be able to live with themself would they.? :bah: :bah: This can't be real.

 

[dgridley]

:bingo: :lol:

It must be nice to wake up every morning knowing you have no real obligations to anything or anyone and your biggest decision is Italy or France for breakfast....

spoiled stinkin rotten

 

[GeneCosta]

Is it real? I'd assume the farmer would sue her for breaking and entering. You don't just enter someone's house to pee. At least, not where I live.

 

[Xombie]

Good for her, if I was travelling through the remote country in my helicopter, I would just urinate out the side. She showed real dedication by getitng the helicopter to land and using her resourcefulness to find the closest lavatory.

 

[stscac]

He should have insisted it was a pay toilet, and charged the pilot a landing fee as well. Better yet, if she comandeered the whole house, we have home rental. Don't her parents charge premium prices for renting a room at the Hilton?

Definitely!

-Steve

 

[slipondajimmy]

Is it real? I'd assume the farmer would sue her for breaking and entering. You don't just enter someone's house to pee. At least, not where I live.

Lucky that no talent bimbo didnt get shot

 

[Tippy]

I didnt read the whole story but hopefully for the Farmer she didnt flush... he can sell bottled " Pee Pee de Paris " ( Eau de Toilette ) on eBay for a nice price I'm sure, a little dab behind the ears and your all set for a hot night on the town...

 

[psalzmann]

What a bitch!

 

[Tippy]

Sure shes a Bitch but come on Guys shes a Hot Bitch and you all want her, I know I do

I'd let her Pee anywhere she likes, I need a shower anyways...

 

[Jennifer]

The things people with zero talent or intelligence will do for publicity.

Come on guys... it's gotta be hard knowing the only thing you're good for is a laugh.

 

[DN Tycoon]

Sure shes a Bitch but come on Guys shes a Hot Bitch and you all want her, I know I do

I'd let her Pee anywhere she likes, I need a shower anyways...

Jessica Simpson is hot...Paris Hilton is a rail with money she is not hot.