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BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.

Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and
Expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things,
fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the
policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
small fires."The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued.. And WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the Claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
Held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the
cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against
fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire"
and was Obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..



After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA!

NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS
 
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That made me smile.

Thanks
 
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OMG this is the funniest lawyer story I have read in a long time, same thing should happen to every smart ass lawyer.
 
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Interesting. Someone was creative in thinking about that. But if you think about it, there are all kinds of clauses when it comes to acceptable fires, and how the lawyer would know that there were several small fires would be an indicator.

-Steve
 
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Heh, even though its a myth its still funny
 
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Still funny..true or not..
 
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Thats a good one :)
 
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As I was reading it I knew he can't sue for smoking his cigars since it would be arson. You can't insure something for fire and then burn it yourself to collect the money. Any lawyer would know this and that's why it's a fake urban legend..only a story.
 
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Indeed, only in America! :D
 
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Phew, just looked to see if anyone caught me giggling
like a fool after reading the lawyer bit...(no one did)


Grey_OwL said:
Indeed, only in America! :D

Some of the best comedy is made in America,
there's the proof! :D
 
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