NEVER EVER Marry a Programmer

[AHA7]

Cause here's the result:

Husband (Coming late from work): Good Evening honey, I'm Logged in...

Wife: Have you bought the stuff I told you about?
Husband: Bad Command or File Name

Wife: But I reminded you this morning!
Husband: Syntax Error, Abort!

Wife: Ok, but what about the car you promised to get for me?
Husband: Variable Not Found

Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in Use, Try Again Later...

Wife: At least give me your credit card, I want to buy something?
Husband: Sharing Violation...Access Denied

Wife: Do you really love me?! Or love this stupid computer of yours? Or trying to be damn funny?
Husband: Too Many Parameters

Wife (Gone really mad): It was a huge mistake that I married a crazy person like you!
Husband: Data Type Mismatch

Wife (Now is completely crazy): There's no use talking to you
Husband: It's by Default

Wife (Screaming): CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I REPRESENT TO YOU EXACTLY?
Husband: Unknown Bug

Wife kills husband then commits suicide :lol:

 

[shockie]

i liked this one best,

Wife: At least give me your credit card, I want to buy something?
Husband: Sharing Violation...Access Denied

:lol:

 

[NPQueen]

ROFL!! Sad but funny :lol:

 

[Michelle]

Wife (Screaming): CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I REPRESENT TO YOU EXACTLY?
Husband: Unknown Bug


:yell:

 

[Joe]

:lol: hahaha

Wife: At least give me your credit card, I want to buy something?
Husband: Sharing Violation...Access Denied

is my favourite as well :P

 

[Michelle Ü]

LOL! hahahaha! i laughed so hard on that :D

 

[iulianh]

Wife (Screaming): CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I REPRESENT TO YOU EXACTLY?
Husband: Unknown Bug
/QUOTE]

ROFL this is to funnnyy ... haha... great find man !

 

[Doughboy62293]

LMAO if this was a true story I'd feel really bad for the wife..

 

[bizwiz]

LOL! I would also kill somebody if I keep getting those response :D

 

[stscac]

i liked this one best,

Wife: At least give me your credit card, I want to buy something?
Husband: Sharing Violation...Access Denied

:lol:

:lol:



-Steve

 

[Phoebe_]

Ahahaha.. reminds me of my friend :D :lol