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Regards
Fred

A computer was heard to complain,
I find factoring letters a strain;
It's all 1s and 0s,
I rank as my heroes;
Ran his oftly repeated refrain.

The cuttlefish will use its ink
To hide itself—and so, I think,
Will I, although unlike my heroes,
I will hide in ones and zeroes.
It is my not-so-subtle wish
To emulate the cuttlefish,
To keep myself from public view
While writing what I write to you

My computer's my best friend you see,
It's better than any girlfriend could be,
Except it only has bugs,
Instead of nice juggs,
And a tendency to crash constantly.

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

 

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There was a programmer from Crewe,
Whose do loops were remarkably few,
He'd comment them out
then would holler and shout,
"I don't really write them do you?"

A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five time eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.

A computer, to print out a fact
will divide, multiply and subtract.
But this output can be
no more than debris
if the input was short of exact.

The arms of a barmaid from Yale
Were tattooed with the price of the ale
And on her behind
For the use of the blind
Was the same information, in Braille.

A programming genius called Hank
Wrote a system to 'access' his 'bank'
When his memory failed him
They nailed him then jailed him
Now his 'storage' is 'basic' and dank.

A programming genius called Gertie
Had a penchant for graphics so dirty
No computer she knew
Would accept what she drew
Until she had tickled its QWERTY.

A programming genius called Sewter
Built a limerick-writing computer.
The metre was fine
and the rhymes quite divine
But for some reason the damn thing always
got the last line wrong.

 

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Add some of your own limericks here

 

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Boring bunch here