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[Coastalguy]

A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to
handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem. The female gorilla was in heat. To make
matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie
Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the
animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator
thought they might have a solution.

Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with
the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have
to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under the following four conditions.

First," he said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The park
administrator quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second," Eddie said, "ya'll can't never tell nobody 'bout this." The park
administrator again readily agreed to this condition

"Third," Eddie said, "Any kids of our'ns are gonna be raised Southern
Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.

And last of all Eddie stated "Ya gotta give me another week to come up with
the $500.00."

:lol:

ST

 

[aween]

i didnt get the last part :p

but the rest did make me laughy :p

but to start an joke topic

20 Years In Jail  
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. 

She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee. 

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked. 

"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked. 

"Yes, I do," she replied. 

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" 

"Yes, I remember." 

"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?" 

"Yes, I do," she said. 

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know, I would have gotten out today. "

 

[skrilla]

lmfao,, both os thes jokes made me crack up.. made my day

 

[Tokkong]

Great punchlines. :hehe: :lol:

 

[spy69]

lol :kickass:

 

[Zubair1]

:D Nice Joke Guys ! :D

 

[ammo]

nice jokes!

 

[klannorth]

haha, thats amazing..

 

[aween]

and more

The Docters Cure  
A man went to see his docter concerned about a mysterious ring that he had found around the tip of his penis. 

The docter looked him over and immediatly gave him a lotion to rub around the infected spot and told him to come and see him 

in the morning. 

The man come back in joy saying that the ring around the tip of his penis had all but disapeared like it was a miracle. 

He curiously asked the docter, the lotion you gave me is it some new wonder drug? 

The docter replied chuckling, no my good friend it was lipstick remover

 

[Cobalt]

and more



The docter replied chuckling, no my good friend it was lipstick remover

Lmao...

That is hilarious....


------------I woke up!----------

Leaving in 50 mins for hospital

 

[Coastalguy]

Funny stuff.

ST

 

[shock]

Lol

 

[Michelle]

lol funny :lol:

 

[def1]

all these jokes are funny